The song that Elrond sings is a parody of God's Not Dead by the Newsboys... *blushes and runs away*

Adventures of Ardhoniel ch 12

The next morning I woke up and went into Legolas's living room. I look around, but I don't see Hanna. I search his whole house, but I.  still don't find her. After a couple minutes Legolas comes out and stands next to me.

"Where is she?" He asked.

I answered "I don't know. I looked all over but I couldn't find her. I guess she just wanted to eat your food and leave."

"Yeah." He agreed.  "Your talking method doesn't replace n's with d's and m's with b's anymore."

"Yeah."

"So where do you think she went?" Legolas said.

After that I hear a voice in the back of the room say "SHE'S IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!" It was Elrond.

"You know, its not polite to barge into my house UNINVITED!!!!!!!" Legolas said.

"Hold still, little krumpit." Elrond said. He walked up to Legolas and slapped his pretty face and went back to the corner.

"So why are you in my house anyway?"

"I need to tell ya somethin."

"........ yesssss......?"

"I came to tell you that..." After this Elrond started singing a song. I couldnt understand what he was singing but one part was like "SAURONS NOT DEAD HES SURELY ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HES LIVING IN HANNAS INSIDES ROARIN LIKE A WARG SAURONS NOT DEAD HES SURELY ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And another part was like "you need to gooooo punch a hoooole into her skin so she'll feel like a peeeopleeee!!!!" Then he whispered "sauron's not dead he's surely alive!!!!!!!" Then he started singing it again.

After he was done, I said "...... huh?" I shouldn't have because he said "URGH!!!!!!" And sang the whole song again. After his other 20,000 minute singing, I carefully asked "Could you please explain this screaming session?"

"It means that Sauron isn't dead. Ya remember the beginning of our main story? The forging of the rings or whatevs WELL . The part that it said he poured SOME of his life and powers into it? It said

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SOME of it, not all!!!! And sauron is immortal!! Peeple seriously think he dead? Just because his fancy tower fell don't mean he's dead. Hannas in a special hospital cuz we just learned that Sauron is trying to get into her body to use it so he has a form or whatevs. He hasn't yet but we must keep him from doin that!"

"Ok, but why does he want her?" I said.

"I guess above-earth dwellers are easier to........... well, live in." He replied.

"A what a hoo da whata?"

"ARGHHHH!!!!!!!! DO I HAFTA EXPLAIN EVERYTHING???!!!!!?!??!?!?!!'?!!?!?!?!???!??!??!!?'?!??!!?!?'?'?!?!!!!!'?'?'?'?'?'?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?'?'?'?'?'??''?'?!?'?!?!?!?'?'?'??''?'?'?!?'?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!!?!?!?!?!??!!??!!?!?!??!'?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?™"

"Yes."

"GRRRRGRGRGRGRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! Anyways, what was I sayin? Oh yeah ya know how this place is called middle earth? Well there's 3 there's middle earth where we are now, theres above earth, where

you teleported to and where Hanna lives, and lower earth where you will go i- WAIT I CANT TELL YOU YOUR FUTURE!!!!!!!! I CANT TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE GOING TO LOWER EARTH IN THE FUTURE TO HELP HARRY AND COLE ON A SUPER QUEST WITH ABOVE EARTH DWELLERS SNOW AND FROST TO HELP THEM D-"

"Shut up already you ARE telling the future!!!!!!!!!" Legolas yelled "That cant be good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Whoops sowwy!!!!!!!"

Legolas said "whatevs but what was that part that we're gonna punch a hole in her skin so she'll feel like people?"

"Well whenever Sauron gets into her body we need to get like a special syringe  or whatevs to .... well punch into her skin. It'll like drain him out I guess and she'll feel like herself again!!!!!"

"Wouldn't that hurt?" I said.

"Sure. "

"And what are you gonna do w/ Sauron?"

"Idk. But do you remember when Hanna said she saw a dark figure chasing after her?"

"Yaya"

"Well. That was a servant that's still serving him, trying to get his powers back."

"How come we didn't see it when we looked outside?" Legolas asked.

"Because you didn't look hard enough. It blended in with the shadows. But come! It is late! Let us go to bed!"

"But we just woke up," Legolas said.

"Well then go eat! Sheesh, you don't have to yell at me! I just suggest a good idea for YOUR benefit and all you to is YELL AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " He starts bawling and runs out the door.