Sleeping Arrangements (among other things)
We finally got to the treehouse. And now we had to think about what we were going to do with the sleeping arrangements. It was obviously Finn and Jake's treehouse, not mine (and Cake's). I'd rather not sleep on a couch, or even worse, in a boy's (who I am not attracted to, because I have a boyfriend, and anyway, I'm not attracted to this kid in the first place) bedroom.
At last it was decided; Cake and I could either sleep on the couch (but that's where BMO sleeps!!) pitch a tent on the roof, or sleep in the treasure room. In the end, we went with the roof. If we slept in the treasure room, we would be expected to guard the treasure instead of actually sleep. Okay, that was done. Then, we all went over to the Candy Palace here, so Gumball could beg a room. Princess Bubblegum had really long hair, and a really scientific attitude towards the whole thing. In the end, the conversation went like this:
Finn: Princess Bubblegum! We found this dude, who's in love with that girl over there, who's me from another dimension, and the guy's you from another dimension, and so can he stay here?
Prince Gumball: ... I told you it was a parallel universe, Finn. And I don't think you need to tell everyone. Didn't you hear Cake say Fionna was dating Marshall Lee?
Princess Bubblegum: Marshall Lee? As in the male equivalent of Marceline? It isn't a parallel universe; it is another world where all of the citizens from the Land of Ooo are of a separate gender than they are here.
Prince Gumball: Yes, quite. So, can I stay here? And can we get of the subject of Fiolee?
Me: You came up with a name for us? Why’d you do that? It sounds like you expected it to happen, Gumball.
Cake: You're so cute together. Look at you, having your first fight! *Sniff, sniff* and by you, I mean you and Gumball, not you and that demon.
Me and Gumball: … … … … …
Finn and Jake: I don’t think that was the right thing to say…
Yeah, so that went well. It ended in an awkward silence, with Bubblegum finally agreeing to let Gumball stay here. And then Finn suggested we all go see Marceline, the female version of Marshall. Um... Was he even paying attention?
Knowing him, I wouldn't bet on it. I finally agreed, since Marceline is Marshall (but a girl) she's bound to show up sooner or later. Might as well be sooner. Finn and Jake had us going all over Ooo. We finally got to this cave and I knew we were there. Look, I could walk blindfolded around Ooo and still get where I'm going at the same rate I'd go if I was looking where I was going. They are almost exactly the same. Anyway, we all walked through the cave and came to Marsh- Marceline's house.
Finn knocked on the door, and presented us to a very annoyed looking Marceline. Finn must have woken her up. I smiled angelically, and she said tiredly: "Finn, what are these people doing here?" "They're from the land of Aaa. That girl there, she's Finn! And she's dating you, but you're a guy and your name is Marshall!" That was the dog.
This was about the second time he had spoken on his own, which I figured wasn't usual. Marceline raised an eyebrow. "I have no idea what you are talking about, but you better all come in." We all shuffled into her house. "I don't like this Fionna. No no no no..." Cake whimpered beside me. "Sh. We're guests!" I hissed quietly at her. After we were all standing ( I knew better than to try sitting down on her couch!) in her parlor, Marceline gave us all a once over. "So, what are you talking about Finn? Start from the beginning." She commanded.
Finn and Jake launched into a long and drawn out story of how they found us, and what we did, and so on and so forth. "Okay... now you. I'm guessing you're related to Bubbles." Marceline said, getting bored with Finn and Jake and pointing to Gumball. He gulped, then said, "We're from a parallel universe, where everyone in Ooo is the opposite gender. Fionna is dating Marshall Lee, your male counterpart, much to my chagrin."
Marceline frowned. "So you're saying Finn and I are dating in your world?" Gumball sighed, and nodded. Marceline didn't seem happy. "In any case, how is this your business, boy Bubbles?" Gumball sighed again, and mumbled something. "Sorry, I didn't hear you. What was that?" said Marceline. Gumball sighed yet again, and said loudly, "Because I am in love with her and have been way longer than that parasite!"
Marceline frowned at him. "Watch it, Candy Prince. You do just realize that you called me a parasite as well, don't you?" Gumball nodded fearfully. Marceline narrowed her eyes at him and said, "Consider it a warning." Gumball sighed, and Marceline took it as an agreement. "So this Marshall... you're dating him even though he made you be his hench-woman and kicked you out of your house?" Marceline said, floating around the room.
I nodded, and Marceline laughed. "And yet you still have feelings for him?" She pointed to Gumball. I sighed. "I've made that point several times before Marceline. I like Marshall and Gumball both the same but Marshall made his move first!" Finn and Jake looked awestruck. "I didn't think I had to!" Gumball said, rushing over. Marceline rolled her eyes, and told us all quite clearly; "If you're going to be soap opera stars and Twihards, can you do it outside?"
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