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Not me.
We persevere.

"So water division to check if I got aura?" You asked.

"Divination." Hisoka corrected, standing behind your seat as he guided your hands to opposite sides of a glass cup, "To see what aura type you are, ♡"

"Isn't this pay to win?" You tilted your head back to look up at him. You're starting to think he just enjoyed standing right behind you.

Probably because it makes you uncomfortable. And he could sense it.

"Like, what if I don't have a cup?" You questioned, "Or a leaf?"

"Leafs spawn naturally outside," Hisoka replied helpfully, giving you a closed eye smile, "Now use Ren."

(That's the outputting aura one)

"Taking a leaf? That's stealing. You're asking me to commit crimes?"

"Y/n."

"Fine, fine," You grumbled, looking back at the glass. Reluctantly using Ren, a technique you were still bad at and therefore didn't like to use in front of anyone.

You just stared as some of the water started evaporating. A small amount of steam swirling upwards into the air.

"Hey, so that's not normal," You blinked repeatedly, your concentration on using Ren slipping, automatically moving back to Ten.

"Oh would you look at that, ♡" He purred, leaning down closer to your ear, "Such a good little thing. ♡"

"Woah there." You weren't sure exactly what you were supposed to say to that. Apparently evaporating water was just.. a really good skill to have.

To all the girlies who forgot they were gonna make pasta and left water boiling for like an hour, this is for you??🙏

Unsure if Hisoka was just fucking with you, as it wouldn't be the first time, you tried using Ren again. Only for it to have the exact same effect.

"Uh, Hisoka," Pulling your hands away from the cup, you eyed it warily as you slipped out of your seat, standing up, "What does that mean?"

"You're a Specialist, dear," One of his hands massaged your wrist gently, you got the feeling he was trying to reassure you, "I had a feeling you would be ♤"

"Uh huh.." You nodded, too busy trying to figure out what exactly this all meant. Barely noticing when Hisoka pulled you back into his arms.

"It's a good thing ♡" He promised, rubbing your back, "Though I do love seeing you all confused ♢"

"Ugh, I miss Lulu and Chrollie." You grumbled, leaning your forehead against his chest. Not even thinking about the words leaving your mouth.

"Ah, that's what I've been waiting for ♤" He purred, his grip on you tightening. Not uncomfortably so, but enough that you were trapped.

"What's that mean?" Your eyes narrowed, looking up at him from your spot against his chest. Your fingers instinctively tightening around the fabric of his shirt.

"Mmh.. don't worry about it, darling ♡"

"Hisoka."

"Dear, ♧" Kissing your forehead, one of his hands moving to play with your hair. The other continuing to rub your back.

You hated that the comfort was, well, comforting. He knew exactly what felt good, and how to use it against you.

"Tell me what you meant.." Hesitating, you reluctantly added, "please."

"How polite ♡" He pressed you closer to him, keeping you firmly in place, "But it's really nothing to worry your pretty little head about ♡"

"Hisoka.." You groaned, your resistance falling more and more by the second, "Please."

You should be far better at resisting simple manipulation attempts. After dealing with both the Phantom Troupe, and the Zoldycks.

But maybe that was the reason you were so bad at it. Too exhausted to bother fighting what felt good. Your hands mindlessly wrapping around him.

"God you're such a needy thing today, hm?" He purred, his hand tangled in your hair, "If you insist on knowing, it'll cost you ♢"

"What do you want?" Looking up at him, he looked quite pleased at your behavior, "I don't exactly have much to offer, you know that."

"Just a simple promise, ♤" He cooed, that cocky grin plastered on his face.

"A promise..?" Eyeing him with distrust, you looked for any signs of deceit. You knew there wouldn't be any, though. Whether he was lying or not, you'd never be able to tell.

"Just a simple little thing ♤" His fingers ghosted along your spine, "Promise me you'll stay on my side, and not your other little lovers'. ♤"

"So go.. against Illumi and Chrollo?"

Yes, you ran from both of them. Which, technically, would be "going against" them. But you never considered yourself to be on an opposite side from them.

Not in the same way as their victims are. Or the people who are sought out to hunt them.

"Not necessarily, sweetheart," Keeping his hand in your hair, he guided your head back into his chest, "But look how weak you are, they'd easily manipulate you in this state ♧"

"No need to be harsh."

At this point, the water divination test had completely faded from your mind. Solely focused on Hisoka's little deal.

"Now now, ♢" He cooed, watching you like predator watching prey, not a single movement slipped past him, "Haven't I been so kind? Teaching you anything you want, buying you gifts, feeding and homing you, holding you? ♤"

You had no other choice but to nod. He wasn't lying, you were entirely indebted to him right now.

Though the 'holding you' part was mostly by his own volition. Not that you entirely hated it.

At your nod, he kissed your forehead. Playing with your hair as he continued, "All I'm asking is that you don't go running off when you miss Illu and Chrollo too much ♡"

You couldn't help but smile at him having a nickname for Illumi and not Chrollo. He clearly had a favorite.

But, from what you've picked up on, he only wants to fight or kill Chrollo. The case with Illumi might be different.

That's definitely something to look into.

After a moment, you reluctantly agreed, "Mmh.. I promise.."

"Good ♤"

You both knew a simple promise meant nothing.

At any point he could turn you in to Illumi or Chrollo. And at any point you could run off to Illumi or Chrollo.

This all was just a formality.

"We should go shopping ♡" Hisoka suggested randomly, as if nothing had just happened.

You noticed he still hadn't explained what he meant by 'waiting for you to miss Illumi and Chrollo'. But you didn't push it yet.

Matching his energy, you replied with a laugh, "Tell me why I can evaporate water, then sure."

"As I said, you're a Specialist ♡"

"I know I'm special needs, bro."

He just stared at you, unimpressed by your humor.

You thought you were hilarious.

Because you were.

Instead of dignifying your horrible joke with a response, he started explaining. Which was your plan all along.

"There's six Nen types. A Nen type dictates your Hatsu, or in other words, ability. For example, Enhancers have the ability to enhance their strength. Manipulators can control and manipulate others, and so on ♧"

"Sounds boring, what do specialists do?"

"Anything their little hearts desire ♡"

"Really?"

Chat did you just luck out? Got reincarnated into the op main character core? About to solo the universe core? No longer a house wife core?

"Mhm, I recommended you think about your desired ability while we shop ♡" He purred, pulling away from you as he turned to walk off.

"Teleportation." You didn't even think about it, the word slipping from your mouth in an instant.

Not to say the ability of choice wasn't based off of logic, of course.

Looking back over his shoulder at you, a dangerous gleam in his eyes, "Oh? ♢"

You suddenly regretted saying that. Quickly looking away, really anywhere but at him. Quite a lovely ceiling Heaven's Arena has here.

"Care to explain, dear? ♤" You knew you were screwed the second he turned and stepped closer.

"I'm not going to ever beat Illumi in a fight," You rushed out, eyes darting between him and a counter you could potentially leap over if you wanted to run, "so my ability should increase my capability to run, right?"

Hisoka looked absolutely thrilled.

But in a sick, twisted way. Like a cat who finally caught a mouse. Its fangs digging into the warm flesh.

Maybe having the one person obsessed with fighting powerful people train you to become more powerful wasn't a great idea.

You could tell from the look in his eyes that he already had plans for your ability. And it wasn't even created yet.

"And do you know how your teleportation would work? ♧"

Yes.

You shook your head no.

"So this is a spur of the moment decision? ♢"

Not even close.

You shook your head yes.

As his eyes studied you, you couldn't help but worry that he caught on to your lies. He was intelligent enough to read you, you knew that. Lying was a dangerous game.

Finally, he replied.

"Then maybe," His sharp nails traced your jaw, "you'd like some help? ♤"

Word Count: 1613

Fun Facts:

• Sry chapters late, been tired.

• Y/n IS in fact, finally missing Illumi and Chrollo. And this time it's not more manipulation!! Stockholm Syndrome at its finest.

• Some people wanted platonic Hisoka, some wanted romantic, some people only what my version of Hisoka, most don't know what they want. So here's this little analysis ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Unlike Illumi and Chrollo, who want Y/n as a romantic partner(in their own, toxic way), Hisoka sees Y/n as a tool to get closer to his goal (Fighting Chrollo)

Still, Hisoka will continue to be incredibly touchy and flirtatious because, well, it's Hisoka and he's just like that. Also to keep you under his control.