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Unnecessary guys:(

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Cherished
Did you enjoy your trip, sweetheart?

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Bet u already know:(

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Mr. Stalker McStalker

Cherished
I'll take that as a yes

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Yeah:(

Cherished
Were you so terribly busy you couldn't
bother to message me?

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🙂‍↕️

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Lantern
They messaged me

Lantern
I believe that says something

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Cherished
Oh, did you now?

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It was one time

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Swear🙏

Cherished
Message me next time, then.

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Jealous?

Cherished
You're doing this all on purpose, aren't
you?

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Purrhaps😼

Cherished
Y/n.

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☹️

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Not my fault u get jealous easily

Cherished
My love

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I'm scared

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⭐️Hippopotamus💧
A wise decision, I fear ♡

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Fear what

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Be not afraid

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Lmao that sounds like my dad after beating
me

Cherished
What

⭐️Hippopotamus💧
Oh?~

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Lantern
Relatable

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Lululemon gets it

Cherished
I don't particularly care how much his
father beats him. The thought brings me
great joy, actually

Cherished
You, on the other hand

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Dw the trauma made me funny

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Can't say the same for Lulu tho,
homeboy dry as hell

⭐️Hippopotamus💧
Yes, quite unfortunate ♢

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Fr:(

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Nothing against him tho, love him🫶

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Lantern
You are being uncharacteristically nice,
why?

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I'm planning on making some bad choices
later

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Need you on my side😞

Lantern
I had not realized you put forethought
into being a disappointment

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:(

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Says the man who got beat cuz he expanded
his apartment with galvanized squared
steel

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bitch

⭐️Hippopotamus💧
If you'd be so willing to take some
advice~

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I refuse

⭐️Hippopotamus💧
Perhaps consider not making terrible
decisions without the capabilities to
withstand the inevitable downfall?~

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With all due respect

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(Which is none)

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I'm going to ignore everything you just
said

⭐️Hippopotamus💧
I've warned you, don't come crawling
back when you need help

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I'll do what I want

⭐️Hippopotamus💧
You'll die doing what you want then,
love ♡

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Yah, which is cursing profusely as I get
torn limb from limb

⭐️Hippopotamus💧
⭐️-_-💧

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I've put a lot of thought into that

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Lantern
One billion dollars and I will make that
wish a reality.

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Bro???

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Pal???

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ᴮᵘᵈᵈʸ ???

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Ur back🎉🎉

Cherished
Yes, my apologies for leaving so abruptly. There was a friend I needed to talk to

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Forgot you had those

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Hard to acquire in this day 'n age

⭐️Hippopotamus💧
Just kidnap them ♠️

Cherished
Ah yes, on that note. Hisoka, December
19th, show up.

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??

⭐️Hippopotamus💧
No promises~

Cherished
Hisoka.

⭐️Hippopotamus💧
Chrollo~

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Idk how u made a font sexual but I'm
outta here

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Cherished
Behave yourself, Hisoka

⭐️Hippopotamus💧
Ah, and here I thought that's the exact
thing we were avoiding

⭐️Hippopotamus💧
Shall we become good samaritans?

Cherished
You are well aware of what I meant, Morow.

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Lantern
Homeboy in his redemption arc🙏🙏

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⭐️Hippopotamus💧
Illumi???

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Cherished
Well that was.. unexpected of him

⭐️Hippopotamus💧
Do you believe our dear had taken his
phone?

Cherished
I know for a fact that they aren't near each other. Nor would I allow that to ever
happen, do not suggest it again.

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⭐️Hippopotamus💧
So defensive~

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Often Offline:/ has changed their name to Mama I'm a star🌟

Mama I'm a star🌟
Guys I just realized I have never broken a
bond

Mama I'm a star🌟
Bone*

Mama I'm a star🌟
I am??? boneless??

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Chipotle
Dear you sent that at 3 am, why were you not asleep

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History
Is it really all that out of the ordinary for
them?~

Chipotle
Doesn't make it less important. They're just human after all.

History
Yes, quite fragile🤭

Chipotle
That emoji does not suit you well

History
I beg to differ☺️

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History
Sleep well, love?

Mama I'm a star🌟
I have broken 2 bones:(

History
My point proven, then🥰

History
Fragile little thing ♡

Chipotle
Are you feeling alright, my beloved?

Mama I'm a star🌟
I have at least two(2) bones

Mama I'm a star🌟
Strong evidence suggests possibility of a
third☹️

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Ill-Intended
How devastating

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Mama I'm a star🌟
Truly😞

History
I'm sure we could fix that problem

Mama I'm a star🌟
Pls no, anything but unconsented to bone removal surgery

Mama I'm a star🌟
Which I'm notoriously known for
disliking

Chipotle
How did you even manage to break two
bones?

Mama I'm a star🌟
Some fatherless bastard with no life went
out on a killing spree, got caught up in
it:(

Chipotle
And you are only telling me now?

Mama I'm a star🌟
Idk I thought you'd be happy cuz at least I didn't message illumi🫶

History
Given your lack of strength, this proves
to be quite concerning ♡

Mama I'm a star🌟
Ur all insufferable

Mama I'm a star🌟
One little itty bitty triple homicide and
it's all whine whine whine

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Ill-Intended
I was unaware that you had the capability
to spell insufferable

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Chipotle
You were the one with their live at stake,
had you been the murder themselves I
couldn't care less

Mama I'm a star🌟
Wtv:(

Mama I'm a star🌟
I'm going to get coffee

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Chipotle
Stay safe this time, please

History
We're both aware that they will do no
such thing ♡

Chipotle
I can pray

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Mama I'm a star🌟
Back🥰🥰

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History
Took quite some time, dearest ♡

Chipotle
Irrelevant, how is your coffee?

Mama I'm a star🌟
Idk I never got it

History
Then what were you doing all this time?~

Mama I'm a star🌟
Actually an incredibly funny story

Chipotle
I'm afraid

Mama I'm a star🌟
Dw I'll make it quick

Mama I'm a star🌟
Basically I grabbed another persons drink
and now I'm bleeding

Chipotle
Those are in no way correlated events

History
Clearly you've never entered a
Starbucks, boss🥰

Mama I'm a star🌟
Real

Mama I'm a star🌟
Got shot tho

Chipotle
And you didn't think to start with that?

Mama I'm a star🌟
It wasn't funny

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Ill-Intended
I find your misery quite humorous,
actually

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Mama I'm a star🌟
Thx lulu

Chipotle
I still fail to understand what you see in him

Mama I'm a star🌟
A future husband

Mama I'm a star🌟
joking ik wsrae I projisr

Mama I'm a star🌟
Dont be n my eD

History
Well that's just unintelligible~

History
Try again ♡

Mama I'm a star🌟
Noo:(

Chipotle
.

Chipotle
Do not ever imply that again, while I'm
still a valid option

Mama I'm a star🌟
You wouldn't marry me😞

Chipotle
Perhaps not

Chipotle
But I still wouldn't allow you to
become betrothed to another

Mama I'm a star🌟
Chrollie I wanted u to disagree:/

Chipotle
My apologies, love

Chipotle
I'd marry you, if that was the only way
to have you as mine

History
If only for a short while ♡

Mama I'm a star🌟
Shut up Hiso don't ruin the moment

History
My deepest regrets 💞

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Ill-Intended
I am inclined to agree with Morow.

Ill-Intended
We know Chrollo better than you ever could

Ill-Intended
This is simply a short lived possessive infatuation, it's foolish for you to mistake
it as love

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History
Not to mention pathetic~

Mama I'm a star🌟
Hate u all

Mama I'm a star🌟
:(

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Mama I'm a star🌟
@ Everyone You all will not believe what
I just sawed with my balls of sight

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History
What happened to hating us?~

Mama I'm a star🌟
Been two days, I got over it😋

Chipotle
..when was the last time you slept, love?

Mama I'm a star🌟
¯\_(ツ)_/

Mama I'm a star🌟
Wait why he missing hand

Mama I'm a star🌟
Disabled apprcation I guess

Ill-Intended
Please rest so I don't have to deal with you
for a week

Mama I'm a star🌟
Illu.. illu how log are you resting

Ill-Intended
Approximately two hours to a week

Mama I'm a star🌟
Seek help

Ill-Intended
You first

Mama I'm a star🌟
no thank you

Ill-Intended
Exactly. Sleep

Mama I'm a star🌟
:(

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Ill-Intended
Much better.

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Fun Facts:

• About to be mean to y'all

• Gonna be mad disrespectful

• Couldn't let your delusional asses actually think anyone could ever love you😋 (this is a joke I swear)