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Y/n is now online

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Assuming Hisoka's the star, who's the car
and who's the gay bar?

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Also idk what Shal had to do to get Chrollo
to let him change the group name

(Ch)rollie-Pollie is now online

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
All it costed was his dignity

🐛(Illu)Millipede🐛 is now online

🐛(Illu)millipede🐛
Implying that he ever had dignity

🐛(Illu)millipede🐛
And the emoji is a caterpillar, not a
millipede

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🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
They can't have emojis for every bug in
the world, Illumi.

Hisoka is now online

Hisoka
Don't bother, he's long gone ♡

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Love that you don't have a big name

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Bug*

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
😒

Hisoka
I'd counter that none at all is better
than "baby spider" ♤

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Ur mad that I have the same emojis as
Chrollo and u don't

Hisoka
How childish ⭐️-_-💧

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
U know you love me 💞

Hisoka
Your only redeeming quality is
being pathetic 💞

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
That's redeeming..?

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Says alot about ur preferences

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
A lot* There's a space in between, dear

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Noted😞

Hisoka
As I was saying ♧

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Sgut up this is why no on loves u

Hisoka
Aww, someone's cranky ♡

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
I will rip your head off your body, Morow

🐛(Illu)Millipede🐛 is now online

🐛(Illu)millipede🐛
I recommend hiring an assassin, if that is
your goal

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🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
Self advertising now, Illumi? How the
mighty have fallen

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Is Illumi an assassin now??😭😭

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
I thought bro worked retail ngl😥

Hisoka
I'd love to see how you came to that
conclusion, dear ♡

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Lack of soul😼

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
Are poor people jobs really that tedious?

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Yes.

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Pls spare change, I can't pay rent

🐛(Illu)Millipede🐛 is now online

🐛(Illu)millipede🐛
Why are you renting then? Just buy it.

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🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Gee why didn't I think of that😒

Hisoka
Possibly because you are incapable of
coherent thoughts? ♡

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
You aren't the most intelligent, I'm
afraid

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Ouch

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Maybe cuz I'm fucking broke you where's

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Whores*

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
You'd think you would be able to spell
that word by now, with how often you
use it

Hisoka
It's the thought that counts, no? ♢

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
That's it I'm drawing all of you pregnant
and posting it on social media

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🐛(Illu)millipede🐛
Please do not

🐛(Illu)millipede🐛
I would have to take drastic measures if
you did

🐛(Illu)Millipede🐛 is now offline

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
That is, shockingly, the most effective
threat I've ever encountered

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
It's cus I'm 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

🐛(Illu)Millipede🐛 is now online

🐛(Illu)millipede🐛
What did I say about that font?

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🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Sry not sry😘😘

Hisoka
Send me the drawing when it's done ♡

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Oh.. that's not..

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
Your first mistake was assuming he is
capable of experiencing shame

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
He's just 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 like that

🐛(Illu)Millipede🐛 is now online

🐛(Illu)millipede🐛
Y/n.

🐛(Illu)Millipede🐛 is now offline

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Sry😞

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
What's ur guys opinion on slaughtering innocent people

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Out of curiosity of course ☺️

Hisoka
A decent pastime⭐️^^💧

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
An enjoyable family activity

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Fun for the whole family😼

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
If only I had a family

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Or friends

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Or like anyone I talked to

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
I'm incredibly lonely

🐛(Illu)Millipede🐛 is now online

🐛(Illu)millipede🐛
If you must rant about your woes, at least
make it interesting

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🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Literally who says woes anymore

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
It's not 1700's🤨🤨

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
I don't see how being well versed is a
issue

Hisoka
I believe they're stating the word is
out of style♦️

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Ur out of style

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Only good person left is Chrollo😞

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
I'd thank you, but I suspect that there's an unpleasant addition to this

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Y r u ruining my plot twists 😕

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
But yeah I was gonna say it was just cuz
you're the reason I get to talk to
Shal😓

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
Why do you insist on abbreviating three
letter words

Hisoka
It does make your texts less atheistically pleasing♣️

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Maybe I'm not hear to intertain u, that
y💋

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
here* entertain* you* that's* why*

Hisoka
That is the only reason you're here, dear💋

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Is it national bully me day or smthn😟

🐛(Illu)Millipede🐛 is now online

🐛(Illu)millipede🐛
There will never be a day dedicated solely
to you, of all people

🐛(Illu)millipede🐛
Ever.

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🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Um actually there's an entire month
dedicated to me??🏳️‍🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩

Hisoka
Yes, to you and a billion other people<3

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Shut it☺️

Hisoka
No, thank you☺️

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
I'll remove your head from ur body☺️🤞

Hisoka
Still cranky, love?☺️🤞

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Maybe if I wasn't bleeding out in a fucking alleyway I wouldn't be🙏☺️

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
Excuse me?

Hisoka
Well that's a unexpected revelation♡

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
It's light blood loss dw, theirs barely a
puddle😩😩

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
There is a puddle of blood?

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Yessir

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
But it's small🙏(like some clown we all
know and hate)

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
And you are only just now telling us?

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
Despite having been texting for over ten minutes?

🐛(Illu)Millipede🐛 is now online

🐛(Illu)millipede🐛
Nobody's ever died due to a light stabbing, please stop spamming the chat.

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Hisoka
I don't believe the word "stab" has been
used yet ♡

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
Something you want to share, Illumi?

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Oh I texted him first cuz it's my first time

Hisoka
Oh?~

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Being stabbed.

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
First time being stabbed*

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
And you texted him?

Hisoka
Getting jealous, boss? ♤

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
Not the time, Hisoka.

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Idk first person I thought of

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
Out of all of us, you chose him first?

Hisoka
You're not helping your case ♦️

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
He told me it was a nonissue:/

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Idk where we're getting so worried here,
he said I wouldn't even die

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
Have you done anything to stop the
bleeding?

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
That's the blood's issue, not mine:/

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
It's your blood. You need that, believe it
or not

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
All my blood is accounted for

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
None of it's missing, trust

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
Is it inside your body?

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Do u wanna be inside my body

Hisoka
Oh?

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
...

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
That was the blood loss speaking, mb😞

Hisoka
We all know you meant it, dear~

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Can't blame me, Chrollie's hot man

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
You're getting sidetracked from the issue at hand here

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
No it's not inside me:(

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
but really it was time my bones and blood segregated

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
Call an ambulance

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
:(

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
Now.

🐛(Illu)Millipede🐛 is now online

🐛(Illu)millipede🐛
Stop entertaining their weakness, they can
take a minor wound

🐛(Illu)Millipede🐛 is now offline

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Yeah I can take it<3

Hisoka
I'm sure you can<3

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Stop copying all my emojis:(

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Ah shit Mr. Stabby's back

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
That's the guy who stabbed me

Hisoka
Really?~

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
He never introduced himsrlf

Hisoka
How terribly rude of him

🕷️Spiderling🕷️
Ikr, gtg tho

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
I swear to god if you die-

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Hisoka
And they're gone ♡

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
They are more trouble than they're
worth, I swear

🐛(Illu)Millipede🐛 is now online

🐛(Illu)millipede🐛
Yet you seem quite infatuated with them

🐛(Illu)millipede🐛
Curious, isn't it?

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
They caught my interest, yes

🕷️(Ch)rollie-pollie🕷️
And I'd prefer if you stopped trying to get
them killed

🐛(Illu)millipede🐛
I fail to see how their weakness has
become my fault

Hisoka had muted two people for 1 hour

Hisoka
You two really must learn how to get
along<3

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Fun Facts:

• Procrastinated writing so much😓

• Did Y/n actually get stabbed? Yes! Does anyone actually know that? No!

• Can't actually display what peoples real motives/feelings are over text, so:

Hisoka always has been and always will be there just for entertainment. Y/n, luckily or unluckily—we're not sure—is quite entertaining🙏

Illumi physically can't leave the chat. But the chat is a good way to keep track of two of his family's biggest threats (Hisoka and Chrollo), which is the only reason he stays active. Speaking to you is just a courtesy—and it's kind of impossible to avoid since you're always online. (This means Illumi is almost always lurking, even if he isn't online)

Chrollo finds you to be an object of great interest. While he also uses the chat to keep track of Hisoka and Illumi, he is more so interested in you. Whether that's good or bad is up to you, I suppose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯