Tessa's POV

"My name is Tessa, I'm almost 5!" I say, smiling. Colleen also smiles, and then pauses. She sniffs the air, looks around, and makes a face.

COOOOOOKIEEEES!!!! She exclaims in a silly voice, almost like Miranda. She runs over to the cookies that are still really hot and shoves one in her mouth. I have to stop myself from laughing when she shouts in surprise when it burns her mouth. "AAAH!" She shouts. Joshua doesn't look surprised when he grabs the baby from Colleen, then takes out a water bottle from his bag and gives it to her. 'This happens alot' he words, not actually saying anything. She twists the cap off, and chugs the water bottle; only stopping when she slightly chokes on it and coughs for a minute. She sighs, then breathes deeply. Josh facepalms, then speaks. "She did this at the mall too; with a taco. But not quite as... Er, Colleeny?" He smiles, then looks at the baby. "I guess because we were in public, and she didn't want to draw attention to ourselves. Smart, really. It was nice to not have any fans come up to us for a change. She woke the baby though. That wasn't fun." He glares at Colleen, but not in a mean way. "I'm sooorrrrrrrryyyyy!" She whines. "Colleen, that's no excuse. You need to chew your food, and make sure it isn't too hot!" Scolds grandma. "Colleen?" I ask. She kneels down to my height, which must be hard since she's wearing stilettos. "Yes Tessa? And you don't have to call me Colleen, if you want you can call me Auntie Panties! That's what all my other nieces and nephews call me." That's wierd.... I'll just call her Colleen! I look down. "Can I see the baby?" I mumble. "Sorry sweetie, what was that?" She asks. "Can I see your baby?" I repeat, louder this time. She smiles warmly. "Of course you can, sweetie! Let's go sit down." She answers as she gets up. I walk over and sit on the couch, and she takes the baby from Josh.  She walks over with the baby, and Josh follows behind her with the stuff. She sits next to me, and sits him up. He starts to wake up, and instead of crying he coos and them smiles. "Awe, Tessa! He likes you...." Colleen singsongs. Josh sits on the floor in front of the couch. "His name is Noah." He tells me. "He's so cute!" I say, smiling. I can see gramma taking photos with my peripheral vision. "Do you want to hold him?" Asks Josh. I nod, and Colleen puts a pillow under my arm to support him. She sets him in my arms, and holds his head to help. "Smile everybody!" Exclaims gramma, and Joshua quickly hops on the couch next to us, and we look at the camera. I smile, and Colleen side hugs me. I see the flash and blink immediately after, it was so bright. The door then opens and Rachel walks in. "Hellooooo, it's me!" She sings, Colleen sings along in a silly voice that isn't quite Miranda, and I giggle. Rachel see's me holding Noah and goes "awwwwe...." 

15 minutes later

"And then this chick named Olivia had to go and put water droplets on the bottle every two seconds!!!! Like WHY?!?!?! At least I got $3000 for it." Rachel rants. Colleen is feeding Noah in the other room. "You better be using that money to take me somewhere really expensive for our anniversary..." Jokes Josh in a funny voice. Rachel checks her watch. "OH CRAP!" She exclaims. "Uh, Tessa! Go get ready, we're almost late!" She says, rushing to pick up her purse. "What's the big hurry Rachel?" Asks grandma. "Oh! I gotta take Tessa to see the movie Moana in the theater today with the money I earned. If Colleen wants to go she can!" Josh has a look of Mock hurt on his face and fake cries. "Your gonna leave me here?" He fake cries. "YAP!!!!" Yells Colleen from the back room. "HURRY UP COLLEEN!!!!" Rachel yells back. "OKAY!" She responds, and walks out wit her stuff ready. "Noah can sleep through yelling, and he sleeps when Josh sees him, so I'm not concerned." She tells grandma. We leave not even five minutes later.