"Today's Appmon is..."

"M̶̷̲̊ͥ͋͟ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊! M̶̷̲̊ͥ͋͟ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚m̶̷͔ͪ̽͡ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘!"

"Ok buddy, watch those glitchy texts..."

"His special attack is... Malware Glitch! In which he will cause the target to feel paranoid of its surroundings and hallucinations of Malomon!"

"Hey... I heard you caused a human to comitt suicide..."

"H̶̪͍̒ͥ͑̓ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊y̯̤͑́́̓́! I̶̴̗̗̦͍ͨͭ̉͢͟ d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘t̴͕͖͓̀ ẅ̷̷̢̟͇͈̒ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘t̴͕͖͓̀ t̴͕͖͓̀h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊m̶̷͔ͪ̽͡ t̴͕͖͓̀ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚ g̴̶̛̮̣͙͠ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊t̴͕͖͓̀ h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢û̶͙̽̿͆̈r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟t̴͕͖͓̀ i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘ t̴͕͖͓̀h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ f̷̵̫̞̉͢i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟s̩͙͖̋͛͟t̴͕͖͓̀ p̶̸̨̺͊̍̒̓̀ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞c̷̹͖͋́̃ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊!'

"I also need to mention that Malware Glitch also affects humans...so be careful when this guy attacks!"

"App proverb of the day is..."

"G̛͔͇̞̹̈̀͘͘͟ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊t̴͕͖͓̀ h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡p̶̸̨̺͊̍̒̓̀ ẅ̷̷̢̟͇͈̒h̶̯̰̝̻̿̓͢ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊v̸̵̝͙͆̈ͤę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟ y̯̤͑́́̓́ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚û̶͙̽̿͆̈ f̷̵̫̞̉͢ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡ ă̶̸̝ͦ͊̿͋͞n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘x̷̶͚͖͓̘̔i̵͓͙̱͚̎͟ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚û̶͙̽̿͆̈s̩͙͖̋͛͟ ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚r̶̷̲͍̭͐̾̀͟ ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚n̷̶̯͉̊̽̐ͦ͘ę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡y̯̤͑́́̓́!"