『❝ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢs!❞』
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ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ, ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴛʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ɢᴜᴇss ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ɪs.

ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ʀɪɢʜᴛ-
ᴛᴀɢs!
ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴏғғ ғᴏʀ sᴏ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs ᴏʀ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʙʏ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜsʏ.
sᴏ, ɴᴏᴡ, ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀɢs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛᴀɢɢᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ.
ɪ ғɪɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴇᴀsɪᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ʙɪɢ ᴛᴀɢɢᴇᴅ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ sᴏ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜɪs ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪʟʟ ɢᴏ.
ɪ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ɪɴ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏɴᴇs ғᴏʀ sᴏᴍᴇ ғᴜɴ, sᴏ, ʏᴇᴀʜ.
(ᴀʟsᴏ, ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ɪ ᴀᴅᴅ, ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴏᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ :) )
ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ!
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ɪ ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴘɪᴅɢᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ,
ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴍᴇ
ғʀᴏᴍ ᴘᴏsᴛɪɴɢ
ᴀᴅᴏʀᴀʙʟᴇ ᴋᴇɪᴛʜ sᴛᴜғғ!
o(^▽^)o
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-ᴛᴀɢɢᴇᴅ-

ᴛᴀɢ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴀs ʙʏ:
blue_bxy
ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ʟᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴅᴍɪɴ!
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1. ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴄʀᴜsʜ?
ᴀ: ɪ ᴅᴏ ɪɴᴅᴇᴇᴅ.

2. ᴍɪᴅᴅʟᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ?
ᴀ: ᴍʏ ᴍɪᴅᴅʟᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs ᴍᴀᴇ.
ɪᴛ's ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜ, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪs ɪʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴍʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜ.
ʏᴜᴘ. ᴍᴀʏ-17ᴛʜ!

3. ʜᴇɪɢʜᴛ?
ᴀ: ɪ ᴀᴍ 5'11

4. sʜᴏᴇ sɪᴢᴇ?
ᴀ: 8's ᴏʀ 9's
ᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴜʏ.

5. ᴇʏᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ?
ᴀ: ᴍʏ ᴇʏᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴜʀɴ ᴀ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ʙʟᴜᴇɪsʜ-ɢʀᴇʏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴜɴ ʟɪɢʜᴛ.

6. ʟᴀsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʀɪᴇᴅ?
ᴀ: ᴛᴡᴏ ɴɪɢʜᴛs ᴀɢᴏ
ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ.

7. ʙɪɢɢᴇsᴛ ғᴇᴀʀ(s)?
ᴀ: ᴍʏ ʙɪɢɢᴇsᴛ ғᴇᴀʀ(s)
ᴀʀᴇ
-sᴘɪᴅᴇʀs
-ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏɴɢ
-ʙᴇɪɴɢ ғᴏʀɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ/ᴜɴᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ/
ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ.
-ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ɪғ ɪ'ᴍ sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴏғ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ.

8. ʟᴀsᴛ sᴏɴɢ(s)?
ᴀ:
sᴏɴɢ ᴏɴᴇ: "ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ sᴀɪᴅ:
ʙʏ: ᴄʜʟᴏᴇ ᴀᴅᴀᴍs.

ɪ ʟɪsᴛᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪs ᴀɴᴅ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀʏ ᴍʏ ᴇʏᴇs ᴏᴜᴛ..

sᴏɴɢ ᴛᴡᴏ: "ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ"
ʙʏ: ᴊᴀsᴏɴ ᴍʀᴀᴢ

ɴᴏᴡ, ɪ ᴄʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪs sᴏɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ.
ᴍʏ ᴅᴀᴅ sᴀɪᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ, ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜɪs ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ,
"ʀɪʟᴇʏ, ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴏᴜʀ sᴏɴɢ. ɪᴛ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅs ᴍᴇ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ" ᴀɴᴅ..
ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ sᴇᴇ ᴍʏ ᴅᴀᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ sᴘᴇᴀᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ..

ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ-

9. ʟᴀsᴛ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴇxᴛᴇᴅ?
ᴀ: ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟɪᴄᴀᴛᴇᴅ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴀ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ..
sᴏ..

10. ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀᴘᴘ?
ᴀ: ᴡᴀᴛᴛᴘᴀᴅ ᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜᴛᴜʙᴇ.
ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴏᴏsᴇ..

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ᴛʜɪs ɴᴇxᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴛᴀɢɢᴇᴅ ʙʏ:
TheCatCafe

ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴅᴜᴇ..
ғᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇᴇᴇᴇ
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1. ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʟɪᴋᴇ?
ᴀ: ᴛʀᴀsʜ-
ᴏʜ.. ᴡᴀɪᴛ,
ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴀɴ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ?
ᴏʜ.. ᴇʀ.. ᴏᴋ..

ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ʀᴇᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴏғ ᴍᴇ..
ɪ'ᴍ ᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀ ʙᴇɴᴅʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴋ
ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ sʜɪʀᴛ xᴅ
ɪ
ᴀ ᴍ
s ᴏ
ᴜ ɢ ʟ ʏ!

2. ᴄʀᴜsʜ?
ᴀ: ᴄ!
ғɪɴᴀʟ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ!

3. ᴅᴏᴇs sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ?
ᴀ: ʏᴇs. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ.
ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀʏ, ɪ ᴀᴅᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴀʏ ᴏғ ᴄʀᴜsʜɪɴɢ.
sᴏʀʀʏ-

4. ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴊᴏʙ?
ᴀ: ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴊᴏʙ?
ᴏɴᴇ??
ʜᴀ, ɴᴀʜ ғᴀᴍ.
ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ.
ɪ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜᴛᴜʙᴇʀ, ᴀɴ ᴀʀᴛɪsᴛ ᴏʀ
ᴀ sɪɴɢᴇʀ.
ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ɪɴ ᴄʜᴏɪʀ ғᴏʀ ᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʀᴇᴄᴇɴᴛʟʏ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛᴡᴏ.

5. ʟɪᴋᴇᴅ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɢᴀᴍᴇs?
ᴀ: ɪ'ᴍ ᴀssᴜᴍɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴ.
ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏs,
ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ sᴋʏʀɪᴍ, ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀғᴛ, ғɴᴀғ,
ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴛᴀʟᴇ, ʙᴇɴᴅʏ, ᴛʜɪᴇғ,
ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ.

6. ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴀʀᴛɪsᴛ?
ᴀ: ɴᴀʜ ғᴀᴍ-

*ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛs ʙʟᴏᴡ ᴜᴘ
ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴅᴇɴɪᴀʟ ᴏғ ᴍʏ
ᴡᴏʀᴅs*

7. ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ?
ᴀ: ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ.

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ɴᴇxᴛ ᴛᴀɢ ᴡᴀs ʙʏ sᴘᴀᴄᴇʏ!
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ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴄʜᴜ ɢɪʀʟʏ!
||• sɪᴅᴇ ɴᴏᴛᴇ:
ɪ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪᴄᴋɴᴀᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ sᴏ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ sʜᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇs ɪᴛ! •||
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ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ, ʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴍʏ ᴛᴀɢ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜᴇʀ.

13 ғᴀᴄᴛs ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ!

1. ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴡᴀs ʏᴏᴜɴɢᴇʀ ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴏʙsᴇssᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ
"sᴘɪʀɪᴛ:
sᴛᴀʟʟɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄɪᴍᴍᴇʀᴏɴ"
ᴀɴᴅ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴀᴍ. ɪᴛ's ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇs (ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ 2007 ᴛᴍɴᴛ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ!) ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴀʙsᴏʟᴜᴛᴇʟʏ
ᴀᴅᴏʀᴇ ʜᴏʀsᴇs!
ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ.

2. ɪ ʟɪᴠᴇ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴛᴏᴡɴ..
ᴛʜɪs ᴏɴᴇ's ᴛᴏ sʜᴏʀᴛ..
ʜᴍᴍ..
ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟs ᴀs ᴡᴇʟʟ.
ᴄᴀᴛs, ʜᴏʀsᴇs, ғᴏxᴇs ᴏғ ᴀɴʏ ᴋɪɴᴅ, ᴡᴏʟᴠᴇs/ᴅᴏɢs, ᴅᴏʟᴘʜɪɴs, ᴘᴇɴɢᴜɪɴs,
ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪᴛ.
sᴏᴍᴇ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟs ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʙᴜᴛ..
ᴍᴇʜ.

3. ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴡᴀs ғɪᴠᴇ, ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴍ ᴋɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ᴅᴀᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ ʙᴇɪɴɢ "ʟᴀᴢʏ" ᴀɴᴅ
"ᴀ ᴡᴏʀᴛʜʟᴇss ʙᴜᴍʙ"
ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴀ ғᴇᴡ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʏᴇᴀʀs, ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴍ ɢᴏᴛ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡʜᴏ sᴇᴇᴍᴇᴅ ɴɪᴄᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴀsɴ'ᴛ.. ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ʜᴜʀᴛғᴜʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇssᴇᴅ.
ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴅɪᴠᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴀɢᴏ ɴᴏᴡ.

4. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇ sᴜɪᴄɪᴅᴀʟ ᴅᴇᴘʀᴇssɪᴏɴ,
ʙᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴍ ᴅᴏsɴᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ.
sʜᴇ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ sᴀɪᴅ, ɴᴏ ʟɪᴇ,
ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪғ ɪ ᴍɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ sʜᴇ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴏʀ ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ғᴜɴᴇʀᴀʟ.
ɪ'ᴍ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴏᴠᴇʀʟʏ ᴇᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴏᴅ ɪɴsᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ.

5. ɪ ʟɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏғ ᴍᴜsɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ᴄᴏɴsᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ᴘʜᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍʏ sʜ-ᴛʏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ.
ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʏᴘᴇ ᴏғ ᴍᴜsɪᴄ ɪ ʟɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ɪs,
ʀᴏᴄᴋ, ᴘᴏᴘ, ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ, ғᴀɴ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇ sᴏɴɢs (ᴅᴀ ɢᴀᴍᴇs, ɴᴡᴛʙ, ᴇᴛᴄ.)
ᴀɴᴅ ɴɪɢʜᴛᴄᴏʀᴇ.
ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ?

6. ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ!
ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜʟʟ sᴇʀɪᴇs ᴏғ:
- ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴜɴᴀʀ ᴄʜʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀʟs
- ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪᴠᴇʀɢᴇɴᴛ sᴇʀɪᴇs
ᴀɴᴅ
- ᴛʜᴇ ғɴᴀғ sᴇʀɪᴇs.
ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ "ᴛʜᴇ ғɪɴᴀʟ ᴄʟᴏsᴇᴛ" ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ғɴᴀғ ғʀᴀɴᴄʜɪsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ.

7. ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ɴᴇʀᴅ ᴏғ sᴏʀᴛs.
ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɢᴀᴍᴇs, ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴡʜᴏ/sʜᴇʀʟᴏᴄᴋ/ʙʙᴄ sᴛᴜғғ, sᴜᴘᴇʀʜᴇʀᴏs, ᴛᴍɴᴛ,
ᴠᴏʟᴛʀᴏɴ, ʜᴀʀʀʏ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ, ᴛʀᴀɴsғᴏʀᴍᴇʀs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ!

8. ɪ ᴘʀᴇғᴇʀ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴅᴀʏ.
ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ғɪɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛɪᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ, ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ɪᴛ's ᴘɪᴛᴄʜ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀᴅᴏʀᴀʙʟᴇ sᴍᴀʟʟ sᴘᴇᴄᴋs ᴏғ sᴛᴀʀᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʙʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴍᴏᴏɴ!

9. ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴘᴜᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴇᴅ ᴄʟᴀss ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴍᴇ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟᴀss ʜᴇʟᴘs ᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ
sᴏ ɪ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴘᴇʀɪᴏᴅs (ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ғɪᴠᴇ) ᴏғ sɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴀ ᴡᴇʙ sɪɢʜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴘʜʏsɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴛᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ.
ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛs ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ!
ᴡᴏʀᴋ!!
ᴊᴜsᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ.
"ᴡᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ɢʀᴀᴅᴜᴀᴛᴇ ɪɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇ-" ᴍʏ ᴀ*s!

10. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴄᴀᴛ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ sᴍᴏᴋᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ɪ
ᴄᴏɴsɪᴅᴇʀ ᴍʏ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ.
sʜᴇ's ᴀ ɢʀᴇʏ, ʟᴏɴɢ ʜᴀɪʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴜᴛᴛ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀs ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏғ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ sᴀss.
ɪ ᴄᴀʟʟ ʜᴇʀ ᴘɪᴅɢᴇ 2. 0
～(^з^)-♡

ɪ ᴀʟsᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴄʜɪʜᴜᴀʜᴜᴀs!
ᴏɴᴇ ɪs ᴀ sᴏғᴛ, ʙʀᴏᴡɴ ʜᴀɪʀ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀs sʜᴏʀᴛ ғᴜʀ. ʜɪs ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs ᴍᴀx ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ's sᴏᴏᴏ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ!
ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ʜᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴇʀ sᴏ ɪ ᴄᴀʟʟ ʜɪᴍ ᴋᴇɪᴛʜ 2. 0

ᴍʏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʜɪʜᴜᴀʜᴜᴀ ɪs ᴀ sʜᴏʀᴛ ʜᴀɪʀᴇᴅ, ʀᴏᴜɢʜ ғᴜʀʀᴇᴅ, ʙʟᴜᴇ ᴄᴏᴀᴛ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ʜᴀᴢᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀɴ ᴇxᴘʀᴇssɪᴏɴ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟ ᴇxᴘʀᴇssɪᴏɴ.
ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ᴛᴏ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ ɪ ᴄᴀʟʟ ʜɪᴍ ʟᴀɴᴄᴇ 2. 0

ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ sᴡᴇᴇᴛ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛs ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ sᴛᴏᴘ ʙᴀʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ.
ᴀʜᴀ.

11. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴜɴɪᴄᴏʀɴ ᴘɪʟʟᴏᴡ ᴘᴇᴛ..
ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʟʏɪɴɢ.
ɪ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ ʟᴜɴᴀ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍʟᴘ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ.
sᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴍʟᴘ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ sʜᴏᴡ ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴅᴇsɪɢɴs.
ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ!

12. ɪ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛ sᴛᴜғғᴇᴅ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟs.
sᴏ ғᴀʀ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴛʀᴀsʜ ʙᴀɢ ғᴜʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴀ ʙʟᴜᴇ ʙɪɴ.
ᴘʟᴜs ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇs ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʙᴇᴅ, ɴɪɢʜᴛsᴛᴀɴᴅ, ᴅʀᴇssᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇs ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴀᴛ ᴍʏ ᴅᴀᴅs, ᴍʏ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇs ᴀᴛ ᴍʏ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs ᴡʜᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴄʟᴏsᴇsᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ.

13. ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ sɪɴɢᴇʀ. ɪ sɪɴɢ ɴᴏɴ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʟɪsᴛᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴜsɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴍᴀʏ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴅʀɪғᴛ ᴏғғ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴅᴀʏ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴏɴɢ.

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ɴᴏᴡ, ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴀɢ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ ɪɴ ᴏɴᴇ ʙɪɢ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ.
sᴏ, ʏᴇᴀʜ!
ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏᴇᴅ ғɪɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ, ᴀᴅᴍɪɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ғɪʟʟ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀsᴋ ᴀɴʏ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs!

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ᴘ. s.
ɪ ᴡʀᴏᴛᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴀʟʟ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴀ ɴᴀᴘ..
ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ғᴜʟʟʏ ᴀᴡᴀᴋᴇ, ʜɪɢʜ ғɪᴠᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ!
*ʜᴜɢʜ ғɪᴠᴇs ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ*

ʏᴇs!