Actual conversation I had with my mom on the phone. I'm so done

Mom: where the fuck are you going at fucking midnight

Me:..... Pokemon hunting???
Why else would I go outside????

Mom: you're not going outside at midnight! What's so important?????

Me: there's a Pikachu... And I'm out of Pokeballs.

Mom: but you're only 16 and it's the middle of the god damn night

Me: but I'm grown(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ besides I'm only going down the street (no I'm not) I REALLY NEED POKEBALLS THOUGH. I HAVE NONE

Mom:......

Better get that fucking Pikachu

IM LIKE SO- !!!

WTF EVEN IS MY MOM AT THIS POINT.

(Oh yes, I love this "hoe" filter)

GuESS IM OFF TO HUNT THEN
???
LOL WHATEVER
TIME CHECK: ITS 12:26.. IDK WHEN ILL BE BACK