"I wear pants and a jacket. I also wear a winter hat."

"Winter hat? What color?"

"It's black and orange."

SOMEONE TELL ME HOW BLACK AND ORANGE IS A GOOD COLOR SCHEME FOR A WINTER HAT—

Edit: aPPARENTLY IT CONTINUED WITH "Ay, isn't that ugly?" "No, it's pretty and I really like it." SOMEONE SAVE THIS POOR CHILD'S FASHION SENSE-