Before I found out that Jyushimatsu wasn't the kind of person who would try to be funny (i.e. answering a phone call saying "Hello! It's Shittymatsu!"), I had "subtitles" added to my JyushiDiary entries. Basically, I tended to add little notes within the asterisks to add random humor in it, similar to the above video's subtitles (it's called "some scenes of savage stingy").

Here's an example of how the entries probably could've turned out if I didn't find out about that fact:

"*at a shaved ice shop*

Waiter: Here's your order. *gives different colored shaved ices to me, Osomatsu-niisan, and Todomatsu*

Osomatsu-niisan: Alright, eating contest 123GO!! *suddenly starts eating rapidly, with me doing the same*

Osomatsu-niisan: AHHHHHHH, BRAIN FREEZE, IT HURTSS

Me: AHHHHHH, HELP MEE *collapses on the floor with Osomatsu-niisan in pain*

Todomatsu: *becomes concerned for our futures and continues to eat his shaved ice in spite of us screaming*"

Ofc, I can't restore them now, since I already took them away and forgot them ;v; I just remember the significant and magnificent ones, like the one used above and "Ichimatsu-niisan: *comes back from wherever he came from, probably hell*". Haha, sorry,,