Amra: DAD, WHAT DID YOU DO?!?

Me: Oh hi Amra! You get to be the first person in this insanity! Congratulations!

Amra: THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION.  WHAT DID YOU DO?

Me: I maaaayyy have summoned you here. Along with everyone else.

Amra: WHA-

Tony: HEY GUYS, I BROUGHT BEER!

Gale: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!? YOU KNOW THAT'S A BAD IDEA! Pass me one.

Flame: What is happening?

Sky: I don't know, but I appear to be a winged Neko instead of a winged cat.

Midnight: Hm... InTeReStInG-

Flame: Wait, how come you're still a wolf demon thing or whatever?

Midnight: I have no idea. Ask Dad.

Sky: D-

Me: BECAUSE I SAID SO!

Sky: I didn't even say anything!

Me: I ALREADY KNEW!

Pheonix: I just woke up, what's going on?

Me: Well Sky, Flame, and Midnight seem to be ignoring me now, Gale and Tony are drunk and high now, and Amra's still over here, looking very confused.

Amra: Where's my-

Glitchy: I'M HERE AND I'M QUEER!

Amra: There you are!

Tony: DuDe, DiD yOu KnOw YoUr FaCe Is A fAcE tHaT's, LiKe, ReAlLy CoLoRfUl?

Gale: WhOa. ThAt'S cRaZy, MaN.

Pheonix: Yeah, they're definitely high. I'mma go join 'em. See ya!

Me: Well now I'm alone. Maybe I can finally read-

Camarla: DAD! STARLIGHT'S TRYING TO EAT MY LEG AGAIN!!!

Me: AGAIN?!? You know what? She's not my problem. FLAME! CONTROL YOUR KID!

Flame: FINE!

Pheonix: Daaaaaaad...

Me: What now?

Pheonix: I think Tony and Gale are trying to interrogate a water bottle... And the bottle looks a little scared actually...

Me: Oh it's probably fine. Also, I thought you we're gonna join them?

Pheonix: I was until this happened. They've been interrogating random inanimate objects for the past five minutes or so. I'm a little worried.

Me: Not my problem. I mean, they're my kids, but not my problem. Poor water bottle... I should record this! I'mma do it. *whips out phone and starts recording*

Pheonix: Why?

Me: Because it's funny.

Camarla: STARLIGHT IS STILL EATING MY ARM!!!

Me: MIDNIGHT! GO HELP! SHE'S YOUR'S TOO!

Midnight: She looks fine to me. Besides, Flame's got this.

Flame, tied up to a chair : NO, I VERY MUCH NEED HELP!

Midnight: See? Perfectly fine!

Flame: Help meeeeeee...

Me: Okay, what am doing? I'm confusing myself.

Amra: I think now's a good time to end this.

Me: Aight. If you want a Q&A, just say it. I'll do my best. I might throw some art in here sometimes. I'm not really going anywhere with this. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go help Camarla and Flame-

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