SAGE

If I were Rain, I'd be happy. Yeah, I want to look like Jenny sometimes, but she's not happy either. Even looking the way she does, I see her doubting herself. Hating herself.

Rain's the only one who knows who she is. Who LIKES who she is. Who's free.

JENNY

I love Rain. And I hate her sometimes too. It's weird to have a friend like that. Sometimes I'm afraid I'll lose her, and it'll be like losing a lung. I would never breathe the same.

GEORGE

It's Rain who controls it. John loves Rain, and everything he does is for her. And I wish I could break away from them both sometimes, I really do. But the truth is, I'm just not that strong. Rain is like a forcefield. None of us can escape her.

DAVE

Rain, Rain, Rain. I swear it's all Jenny talks about. Even in bed, she talks about her. And I gotta tell you, there's nothing that's more of a drag than trying to convince your girlfriend—yeah, I said it—to give you a BJ and all she wants to do is talk about some other chick.

I mean, Rain isn't even that great. She's cold and she's kind of a snob. Not my type at all. Jenny's all I want, really. Even though she's annoying sometimes. And a little ditzy. And kind of selfish. I think about her all the time.

And all she thinks about is Rain.

JOHN

Rain.

SAGE

Rain.

JENNY

Jesus, Rain. Every time.

RAIN

Okay, first of all, let's get a few things straight. I didn't just start calling myself Rain one day. It's always been my nickname. My mama would say this thing when I was young, she'd say, "Mi amor, tumbaste en mi vida como la lluvia." You fell into my life like rain.