Bri💕
So what's the story with you and Lance Fucker?

Lex😇
He's a god damn dick face

Bri💕
I know that already, I mean what did he do to make you post that article.

Lex😇
He should have saw that coming for him long before he moved here

Bri💕
You're not answering the question

Lex😇
Last time I checked I don't answer to you

Bri💕
Well then✋🏼

Lex😇
Sorry Bri, I've just been really stressed out.

Bri💕
Because of the article or because you haven't gotten laid?

Lex😇
A bit of both

Bri💕
You need to let off some steam, maybe talk to the God of Gymnastics and he'll give you a quickie?😏

Lex😇
I'd rather fuck Miley Cyrus before him

Bri💕
Well I have her number I can make that work to??

Lex😇
NO

Bri💕
Well I got JB, but he's with that 16 year old...

Lex😇
Been there, done that with Justin.

Bri💕
Can you settle for Norman Reedus?

Lex😇
Isn't he like 40?

Bri💕
47 to be exact

Lex😇
That's old

Bri💕
Not with a face like his no, besides I've heard he does good things with his mustache and goatee if you know what I mean 😉

Lex😇
Sign me the fuck up

Bri💕
Alright, I texted him.

Lex😇
I can't believe I'm about to have sex with Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead.

Bri💕
Good luck😈
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HEY GUYS ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I UPDATED THIS SHIT, BUT HERE YOU GO. I DONT KNOW WHY IT LEAD TO THAT END BUT THATS WHAT HAPPENED. ALSO I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE WALKING DEAD WHEN I WROTE THIS SO I JUST DECIDED TO THROW IN NORMAN REEDUS FOR LEX.
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