Bri💓
HOLY HELL

DID YOU SEE WHO IS COMING TO LA?!

GUESS

BITCH WAKE THE FUCK UP AND READ YOUR DAMN TEXTS I STG

Lex😇
The fuck do you want? I was sleeping like a baby until you're irrelevant ass decided to wake me

Bri💓
Okay you know you love me🖕🏼

Also guess who's moving to LA?!

Lex😇
OMG IS IT THE KING AND QUEEN

Bri💓
🙄🙄🙄

No you dipshit, Lance Tucker is coming to LA!!

Lex😇
Who the hell is Lance Tucker?

Bri💓
Bitch you better be playing with me

Lex😇
🤔🤔🤔

Nope sorry, I don't know a Lance.

Bri💓
Oh you're about too!😏

http//:lancetucker-goldmedalist-movingto-los-angeles

Lex😇
He's hot as fuck

Bri💓
I KNOW RIGHT OMG

Lex😇
But he's a fuckboy🙄

Bri💓
Where'd you get that from?

Lex😇
It's called the internet you dick face, you know Google, Bing, Yahoo, ring any bells??

Bri💓
Yes you cock sucker, I've heard of the internet before

Lex😇
We don't need anymore of these assholes in our city, I've got shit heads to deal with all the time and now him coming in just makes it hard.

Bri💓
Fuckboys aren't so bad😏

Lex😇
Says you, I was actually dating one remember😪

Bri💓
Ooooh that's right, Anthony..I remember hitting him in the dick with a bat cuz I caught him cheatin on ya

Lex😇
The bat was unecessary

Bri💓
No it wasn't

Lex😇
You're right, it wasn't 😘

I have to head off to work though, my boss wants me to write some shit about Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston, whoever the hell he is.

Bri💓
YOU DONT KNOW TOM HIDDLESTON WTF HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK

Liv😇
Oh I'm sorry, did it not occur to you that I work for 12 hours a day seven days a week?

Bri💓
I try not to remember details like that

When you have an off day all we're going to do is binge watch Marvel movies!!!

Lex😇
What's Marvel?

Bri💓
😱😱😱

Lex😇
Kidding!

Bri💓
Bitch

Lex😇
Slut

Bri💓
😘😘😘
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