Our Orbital Offenders (Achievement #78 = 5 points)

Our other orbital occupants orchestrate operatic overtures

Earths entire existence evades explanation evolution exceeding expectation every eon

Mar's masculinity motivates majestic muscle moving musical melodies

Jupiter jumps joyously joining junipers jellyfish jungle

Mercury's mysterious melting melancholic moon moderates majestically

Pluto parasitically plunders passing planets pinching pebble parts

Saturn's sultry silky spiraling saucers systematically splicing space

Neptune notorious narcissist nobly named nightlife nepotist

Venus very voracious vivacious voluptuous volatile vixen

Footnote: I was completely lost on this one, my only solution was a load of scrolling nonsense, it was a mind-bending challenge.