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TWENTY-EIGHT
I M E S S A G E
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the loml

babes
rose
rose babes
i need your help

the loml
shit har
what happened
it's fucking 6am

the loml
tom asked me out

the loml
WHAT?
WHY ARENT YOU MORE EXCITED !!!!
YOU DOMT SEEM EXCITED
I WOULD BE EXCITED
I AM EXCITED
!!!

babes
oh i am SO excited
like i screeched when he texted me
butttt

the loml
buttttt

babes
i don't know what to do about lance

the loml
i don't think lance is really important here
didn't your only sunshine and happiness jUST ASK YOU OUT
ARE YOU A DUMBASS

babes
no no no
it's not like that
it's just
lance is actually really sweet

the loml
🤮

babes
and i would just feel awful if i like
ghosted him for a celebrity

the loml
who literally cares
do you know how many girls he ghosts a WEEK

babes
he's not like that
i know he seems really bad
but he's actually so sweet to me

the loml
ugh fine
if it really means that much to you talk to him

hot (not so) garbage

harlyn from stats
lance...

hot (not so) garbage
oh no
did i forget something
is it your birthday

harlyn from stats
no haha
uhm i have some
news

hot (not so) garbage
okay

harlyn from stats
i'm guessing you know tom
and i'm guessing you've seen how my friends and well, the internet, talks about me and him

hot (not so) garbage
where you going with this har

harlyn from stats
he asked me out

hot (not so) garbage
okay?

harlyn from stats
and i said yes
and i feel awful about it
because i know we're kinda a thing

hot (not so) garbage
it's ok har
i understand
i mean shit
i'd say yes RIGHT NOW if emma watson asked me out

harlyn from stats
you are so not what people say you are lance quinn

hot (not so) garbage
yeah yeah i know
but why bother changing everyone's minds
too much effort

harlyn from stats
i swear to the lord above if emma watson doesn't come get her man

[ 'harlyn from stats' CHANGED THE NAME OF 'hot (not so) garbage) TO 'emma watson's hubby' ! ]

emma watson's hubby
friends?
as long as spiderboy's cool with it i mean

harlyn from stats
friends.
i'll fight tom personally if he says we can't be

emma watson's hubby
see you monday har
professor douchebag's got a storm coming