_Skye_Fall_ tagged me in a 20 facts thing, but I couldn't think of 20 real facts, so here are 20 fake facts about me.

Sorry.

1) I am older than time itself.
2) My favourite food is the tears of the innocent.
3) I can't sleep at night without making at lease 3 sacrifices to the dark Gods.
4) I killed Google+
5) If there is a God, then he hates me.
6) Every morning, I die internally.
7) I had imaginary friends until I was 7, when I killed them all.
8) I am allergic to social contact.
9) My favourite colour is whatever shade of red your blood is.
10) I cry at least 3 times a day.
11) I use the hair of ex-friends as fuel for my fire.
12) Most of my jokes involve suicide.
13) I feed my stuffed bear with lies.
14) You can tell which character in a fandom is my favourite, based on how many times I torture them in my fanfics. The more of their blood, the more of my love.
15) I wear a pentagram necklace in bed. (That one's true.)
16) I only see in black and white.
17) I become 10% more murderous every time one of my friends mentions their relationship problems.
18) I will die alone.
19) The pop charts make me want to burn.
20) I identify as Robbie Rotten.

I tag OpalOcean 20 times.

Bye.