Admin: Well it's that time again! A new character joins the group.

Aiko: Yaaaaay! New friendsies!

Admin: I've suddenly realised all my OCs names start with the letter A.

Aiko: Aww. Ace-chan has no ideas.

Adrian: Is it me yet?

Admin: One second. *locks Aiko in the basement* Ok, now you can talk.

Adrian: Right. You know my name, I'd imagine, so no point in saying it. My dad's a reasonably successful businessman, and I've been working with him since I was around 10.

Aiko: Hey, there's Cheetos down here!

Admin: Ignore her.

Aiko: 😥

Adrian: I'm 17, and I like reading...you know this all seems pointless.

Admin: What is your problem now?

Adrian: I've said all this crap before. It just gets really old.

Admin: Fine then. If you want to be difficult, I'll tell them. If you want to know more, check out OpalOcean's randomness book (her second one, I think) where I created his profile in a SYOC Danganronpa comp.
(Also you should probably enter it. She needs more friends. She's very lonely.)

Aiko: I think there's a spider in my hair.

Adrian: *leaves the room*

Admin: You can come out now Aiko.

Aiko: I wanna stay. Spidey-spider made a friend. Look at him, with his little web.

Admin: *drags Aiko from the basement* Now go to bed.

Aiko: *runs away to the nether*

Admin: Right, that's all. Any questions? No? Good.

(Again, I don't own the art. All credit to the original artist)