Tags.

Why so many tags?

1)Do you like anyone?
No. I hate everybody.

2)Does anyone like you?
I might as well be Donald Trump everybody hates me so much.

3) Middle name?
Yes. I have them. I'm named after my grandmas.

4) Single or Taken?
Nobody loves me.

5) Last person you texted?
The Devil himself.

6) Last song you listened to?

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

7) Battery percentage?
Probably about 75%.

8) Female best friend?
armastusditie. She is my wife.

9) Male best friend?
Some arsehole who doesn't have a Wattpad.

10) OTP?
I have many a ship, so I shall post pictures below.

If you want to know any of these ships, let me know, and I'll post them in the comments.

11)Why did you make an account?
I need friends.

12) Lockscreen?

(Forgets about iPod for so long that it fully charges)

13) Birthday?
I never age. I am immortal. I am older than time itself.

I tag God, because I know he's watching somewhere.

This wasn't even slightly serious, but I don't care. Goodbye.