WARNING! THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS A MIX OF CENSORED AND UNCENSORED SPOILERS BECAUSE I AM LAZY. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

So...I am Danganronpa trash. This is apparent already, but I also enjoy shamelessly shipping myself with the characters, so here is my chapter of the characters I most ship myself with. (If anybody knows any roleplay accounts of these characters please tell them I exist and send them over here!)

Ladies first!

1) Celestia Ludenberg

Pure perfection! I love her so much. Her whole gothic Lolita thing is absolutely amazing. Also, who doesn't want to live in a castle surrounded by vampire slaves? That would definitely be a bonding point for us! Also, I love poker. (#factoftheday) Honestly , it would just be awesome.

2) Touko Fukawa

I love reading, ok. Any genre, any length. I just love it. I also like to think I could provide a much needed self esteem boost to my little SINnamon roll.

And serial killers are pretty fascinating. Please don't judge me.

3) Junko Enoshima

Who can resist crazy girls? Just me? Ok. More love for me! The mastermind herself. She's witty, smart, and devious. We all need that little extra despair in our lives...well, with Komaeda ruining hope for everybody, I would welcome despair. Also, she is gorgeous. So, Junko...if you're free. 😉

4) Mikan Tsumiki

Argh! 😍 My sweetie! My little precious! I love her so much. I feel endless sympathy for her. Honestly, Saionji's such a meanie! I know she was an ultimate despair...but most of them were, so don't judge me.  I think her timid nature is so sweet, and...I just love her ok!

5) Ibuki Mioda

Music lovers unite! If I could raid any character's wardrobe, it would be Ibuki's. I love love love quirky people, and Ibuki is just *drools*.
Also, I need to find her hair stylist, because that style is totally incredible!

Now for the gents.

1) Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu

Just. Look. At. His. Face. Holy. Hell. He. Is. So. Cute. I. Want. To. Squish. His. Cheeks. Together.
Anyway, yeah, he's a prick in the first two chapters, but when SUPER SPOILERY THING HAPPENS he just becomes a really nice person. He's caring, determined, and a really good leader. I like that in people.

2) Gundham Tanaka

Tanaka-San! Let me take over the world with you!
Animal lovers tend to be pretty caring, and a guy who loves his hamsters as much as Tanaka does must love the special someone who captures his heart. The way he (technically) sacrificed himself to save everyone just kills me. Plus, who doesn't want a demon Lord from the depths of Hell.

3) Kazuichi Souda

I really have no explanation for this one. I think my love of him comes from a friend of mine, and her constantly obsessing over him made me see that he's pretty cool.
I feel kinda sorry for him. If you go through his free-time events, your heartstrings may well get tugged.

4) Kiyotaka Ishimaru

Ugh! Take me now! 😍
Taka was a precious little cinnamon roll who didn't deserve to die! I just wanna hug him so bad!
The way he reacts at SPOILER'S trial just broke me. Plus, the sauna scene. 😉😘

5) Leon Kuwata

Again, I don't fully know how to explain this one. Probably that friend of mine again. Also the music thing.
I get that he's a jock, but something about his attitude just makes me laugh, and people who make us laugh are very important.
Dammit Sayaka, why must you ruin everything!

Though, Sayaka herself is pretty cool. 😉😍

Honourable mentions:
Sonia Nevermind (So cute and funny-just couldn't fit her in)

Mahiru Koizumi (Argh! Her motherly nature makes me wanna hug her so much. Again, couldn't fit her on the countdown.)

Sayaka Maizono (😍😍😍)

Mukuro Ikusaba (I need a strong person to stop me from being killed)

Makoto Naegi (I think my sister would have killed me)

Hajime Hinata (Izuru is just too much drama for me. Still love him though.)

Byakuya Togami (I think OpalOcean would have literally murdered me.)

Chihiro Fujisaki (Cinnamon roll OMG.)

Mondo Oowada (He scares me too much.)

And there you have it. My list of characters I ship myself with. Spread the word #GetAceADate . Tell your friends...please.

I'm very lonely.