The asks are now closed!  This madlad got a ton of asks oml, hope yall enjoy :D

Disclaimer: do not call her Mimi either. Please do not take this as a challenge. It means certain death.

(A brief intermission was made here so the swelling on his tongue could go down before he answered more asks.)

Warning: he def smells like shit

Anyways that's all for the asks!  Hope you enjoyed and I'll s Ê̶͇̊́͋͌̈́͘̚ę̷̤͇̤̦̦̥̹̟̹̀̅́̋̅͂͑͌̿̊̇̑͘̚͜͜ͅḘ̶͚̣̟̤̹̻̤̗͖́̈̈́e̷̛͔̰͖͎͑̾͌͗͆̿̆̊̈́̅̌̃͊ẻ̴̮͌̀̎̇̍̊͊̓̔͛̎̑̕͝ ̵̼̊͂͐̒͜͝y̵̡̡̡̢͇̙͍̳̰̗̣͕̹͇̌̓Ó̷̠̣͚͗̀̓̅̑́͒̂͆͑͠ų̴͕̝̟͍͚̖͙̘̰̙́̂̈́͜ ̴̪̲͎̭͔̜͇̈́̏̿͜i̵̢̡̧̦͈͈̮̱̖̝̺̮͕͛̌̎͆͌̋̎͑͐̽͝ņ̷̧̧̮̼̣̀̾̆̐̈́͂͆̈́͛̀̚͜͝ ̶̠͇͚͔̠̋̑̉̈́̈ͅt̵̰͖̘̯͕̯͖͚͖̮̟̋̌͂̎̀̀́̋͛͋͘͝͝͝͝h̸͕̰͕̥̮͚̰̦̺̖̩̀̐́̈́͑̀̊ͅ

Ĺ̵̝͕̰̪̿̇͋̕ơ̶͍͂̄̔͒̓͐̎̕g̶͓̥̣̞̮͇̀̈́̇͆͂̕͘͝ ̶͓͉̇̂̈́̽̍̓́͋ĩ̶̺͔̗̥̼̼̝̘̄̈́̀̈́̽̾͗̆̇̑͝n̶̗̯͓̩̻̼̬͚͙̪̤̖͕̮͂̉́̔͑̏̐̋̊̕͜ ̶̭̍̅͂͐̕̕͘̕s̶̢̛̹̫̱̊̑͂̈̉̔͘̚̚ͅͅů̴̧̨͈͋̋͐̅c̵̨̦̺͇̗̦͇͖͔͖̝̉̈́̀͑̄͆͜͠͠͝c̶̤̜̙̺̗̮͎͕͕͓͑̒͋̉͋̋̋̔̋̑͒͑͘͜͝e̶̎͛́̋͛̍͜͠ş̶̧̯̮̯̰͔͉͔̫͚̅͑̇͐͆̾̓̎̓͆̀̚͝͝s̶̢̠̖̼̫͍̥̲̃

Hello, Wattpad.  You don't know me, but I know all of you. I know each and every one of you. I have all the information on you I could possibly need.

Oh, how rude of me, I didn't even say my name.

My name is Omi. It's not like you'll be able to use that against me, anyways. I don't get caught.

And because I don't get caught, I can do this.

Drop your asks below, dear Wattpad. I'm looking forward to seeing what you come up with.