So I was gone again...sorry about that. School kept me busy and all that.

*Paul the Llama arrives*

Paul: What more could you add that you haven't already touched on?

You know what Paul? I hope someone touches on you against your will at the back of a dirty subway car. How's that for touched on?

Paul: That's uh- that's a bit extreme.

Dude, all I'm saying is that you're a stuffed animal. Need I remind you that you are bereft of human rights. I could staple you to a jeep and leave you there and it'd be just fine. So don't give me lip, cause I could light you on fire like this.

*I snap my finger and Paul lights on fire*

Oh shi-

*timeskip to a few minutes later where Paul is covered in burns*

So uh...Paul is now a burn victim...moving on

Paul: My skin crinkles when I breath!

So yeah, sorry about being gone for a while.