The thing about social media is that it is REALLY easy to make idiots out of people by pretending that your ife absolutely sucks.

I can totally say "Guys! Oh my word, my tooth chipped amd my head is fractured and my spleen is just floating about without direction and and my intestines are funny duddy and and and my hamster. Feel sorry for me. Sniff sniff sniff. My life is so sad. Oh woah is me."

And hey-ho! I'm going to get thousands of people saying "oh my word! And you're so strong and amazing! I am totally praying for you!"

And meanwhile, I'm totally chilling in pyjamas, eating cheerios with my non-funny-duddy intestines, scratching my unfeactured head and petting my not dead hamster.

There's probably a name for this.

I think it's called Get a fucking life off social media