For me there's two-

Essentially, they mean the same thing but they're both really ugly words.

The first is the c word.

See-you-en-tea

And the second is the p word.

Pea-oh-ee-es

The second is south african though and ya, basically just means the same as the first word. It's really ugly and those don't even slip into my mind. I think I only ever used the first word once in one story but that's because the guy in the story seemed the type to use it.

My one colleague hit me when I said the word "shit" the other day. She's all cute and motherly but I felt as if I was ten years old all over again.