So this is actually a pretty epic lie Md not shitty at all.

My sister and I used to work in the same school. And for a year and a half, all our kids believed we were friends who lived a few houses apart so that's why we used to come to school together.

Eventually, all our friends caught on so they used to be a part of it too. And whenever our kids were like "But Miss, your surnames are the same!"

The general reply was "Well, those two have the same surnames. Are they related?!"

More epic was when it started all-out arguments and they were all "NO! MISS AYESHA SAID THEY WERE NOT FAMILY!!"

"BUT THEY HAVE THE SAME SURNAMES!!"

One day, it led to me telling my grade 4s that I only have this surname because I took my husband's surname. So now, some of my kids think I'm married to a guy named Yazeed and they don't like him. They want to find me a new husband because...

I'm not actually sure.

Also, my one kid offered to buy me a shocker-pen so whenever my husband troubles me, I can electrocute him.

Yup, devious one that one.

What is the most epic/shitty lie you ever told?