Not the game!

The game is amazing!!!

The finishing moves are out of this bloody world!!

I'm talking about the movie. When I was a kid, I have a very, very clear memory of being utterly terrified of Scorpion. Genuinely terrified of him to the point that when I watched the second one in the movies, I watched it through the projector screens at the back of the theatre.

So I'm watching it again after well...... what feels like a thousand years and it is so, so, so, so, so so bad!!

It is so bad.

Shao Kahn needs a shirt that covers up his chest hair, Sindell needs a new hair stylist and that weird 4 arm chick just needs... well I don't actually know.

I do like Jaxx though. Really dig him