I hope this doesn't sound mean but....

Google News SA, enough with the bloody notifications! I'm from South Africa. I don't care if Meghan Markle has to give up social media and the ten weird rules she has to follow. Neither do I care about who wore it better between her and Kate Middleton. (I dig Kate Middleton though. Just saying)

You know what you can notify me about Google news. You can tell me that the price of eggs has dropped so I can start having scrambled eggs every second day again. Or... you can tell me that E-Toll has been booted off to Mars because everybody hates it and it's depressed and sad. Or you can tell me that the price of butter has dropped because 52 rands for a brick of butter is ridiculous. Or you can tell me that Jacob Zuma trekked back to Nkandla to go and live with his chickens in his bloody fire pool.

Just saying.... you could notify me about these things because that woukd make me extraordinarily happy.

Just saying. Make me happy Google News. Please.

Thank you.