How to magically cure the flu symptoms:

1) wake up feeling like death

2) sleep for entire morning/into the afternoon, eat absolutely nothing

3) get up once and do something small just to make sure you're still alive and breathing

4) eat something small, but something you really really want

5) sleep for the rest of the day/into the early night

6) wake up for a little bit during the night, chill a bit, then sleep till morning

7) magically wake up feeling 100x better.

8) ... = profit