Alene: Hey, Maria! Guess what I found out about you!

Karah: I'm interested... Do tell!

Maria: *groan* What did you find out?

Alene: You never told us you had a middle name!

Me: Oh, really? What's your middle name, Maria?

Maria: Damn all of you.

Uhygg: *giggles* Alene, Alene, what did you find out?

Alene: Maria's middle name is Anna! I think it's a nice name!

Maria: No! It's stupid!

Me: Oh well, no-one is going to forget this, so you might as well just accept it.

Maria: You are so evil! Watch out Admin, or I'll spill facts about you!

Me: How would you do that?

Maria: In your book!

Me: You mean the one meant for spilling things about myself?

Maria: Yeah, that one!

Me: *shrugs* Okay. Hey Karah, do you have a middle name?

Karah: *turns red* N-No!

Me: Alene you know what to do.