References I always said IRL and that's what makes it hell to live with me. Just writing this so people don't worry about my mental health if I go to their house or end up living with them. Yes, I'm talking for you, Alex.

(Most of them are french)

• The Flambeau

~ "Mojito? Que se paso? Old el paso? No no, José. NO NO, JOSÉ."

~ "I'm lesbian, Marc."
"-...But everyone is lesbian, Marina."

~ "There, hop! Go to sleep, Annick!"
"-What are you doing here, you tramp, get out of there."

~ "Well, Anne, when are you going to stop with YOUR MOZZARELLA?!?!"

~ "You know what you are? You're white."
"-You know what you are, Marc?"
"No?"
"-Stupid."

~ "HELLO!!!!"
"-Go get yourself healed."

~ "No... But crazy coincidence!!"
"-Excuse me, you are?"
"Upset?"

~ "Oh, madre mio, she gives me a DEDO DE HONOR!!!!"

~ "So, who is William?"
"-It's him."
"So HE is William?"
"-Yes."
"And HE's not William?"
"-No."
"And who am I?"
"-Marc!"

~ "So this is what we call the multiverse?"

~ "Alcohol... ISN'T COOL!?"

• Kaeloo

~ "Mr. Cat! You're going too far with that bazooka!"
"-Bazooka? What bazooka?"
"That one right here."
"-Oh, that? Ha ha ha! It's not a bazooka. It's a bazooka." (with a deep voice)

~ "What activities are you doing now?"
"-I'm in a cardboard tower, dressed as a princess."

~ "Do you want a hug?"
"-Oh... Yeah... I want a hug..."
"Great! Hm... Credit card number?"
"-WOAH, SCAM! ...4... 6... 6... 8..."
"Thank you. We have robbed your account. You are a real sucker."
"-WOAH, SCAM! I'M NOT EVEN A SUCKER, I'M A SQUIRREL!!!"

~ "Yummy... I'm going to throw up!"

• TF2

~ "BONK!"

~ "Grass grows,
Bird flies,
Sun shines,
And brother?
I hurt people."

~ "Yo, whassup?" (In Scout's voice)

~ "Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin."

~ "Seduce me."

~ "This... is a bucket."
"-Dear God..."
"There's more."
"-No?!"

~ "I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days."

~ "You call that breaking my spine?! You red team ladies wouldn't know how to break my spine- AHH! MY SPINE!"

~ "Professionals have standards."

~ "Sniper, Pauling- ...Are you pissing in a jar right now?"

~ "For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun."

• Résumé foireux: Attack on Titans

~ "Eat my bread, Eren. Eat. My. Bread."

~ "FRAULEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!"

~ "I FUCKED YOUR FRAULEIN! I FUCKED YOUR FRAULEIN!"

~ "Welcome to the Fraulein Burger, the burger who makes führer!"

~ "Ladybugs are beetles, hee hee hee..."

~ "Hmm, I'm gonna mary them."

~ "My sista besta!"
"-Fuck your mom."

• Résumé foireux: My Hero Academia

~ "If when I woke up I didn't turn into a beautiful butterfly, you're going to suffer."

• Résumé foireux: Death Note

~ "...I was waiting for you."
"-That's not true."
"Yeah, that's not true."

~ "Boss, I just understood! L is transgendeeeeer!"
"-Matsuda, resign."
"From my position on this investigation?"
"-FROM LIFE, MATSUDA. RESIGN FROM LIFE."

~ "I am..."
"-A little panda! Look at those little cocarized eyes!"

~ "I eat when I'm sad."
"-But you eat all the time?"
"Exactly."

• Résumé foireux: The Promised Neverland

~ "SHUT UP! WE, SLEEPING!"

~ "If one of you does a German accent, I'm leaving without you."
(In the distance:) "-FRAULEIIIIIIIIIIIIIN"

~ "Look, Norman. A trauma!"

~ "IT MAKES ME THIIIIIIIIIINK."

• History told by socks: Hitler

~ "And I'm a person who likes jokes too. Oh, look, you have a stain."
"-Where?"
*Shots*
"...Scheisse."