What if myself was with the team 0v0

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Me: Scout?
Scout: Yeah?
Me: How about I teach you swear words in French which are ten times more violent than those in English to further humiliate our enemies?
Scout: ...Hell yeah
Me: Bordel oui

*Later that day*

Scout: ENCULÉ !!!
Spy: ...How and who taught him French swear words.
Me: ... *looks down*
Spy: ...*sighs in French*

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Me: Pyro!!! :D
Pyro: Hmmppph mhppph! :D
Me and Pyro: *wholesome hug*
Me: Now, let's commit ✨🌈ARSON🌈✨!
Pyro: HUDDAH!!! :D 

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Me: ...Medic?
Medic: Ja?
Me: I can speak German
Medic: Oh?
Me: *inhales*
*screams at the top of my lungs*: FRAULEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!
Medic: Dear God.

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Scout: *fails to flirt with Miss Pauling*
Me: No bicthes? :)
Scout: Go to hell, Delia.