Real story :)

My cousin's boyfriend: *talking to my cousin* SHE scares me
My cousin: Who?
My cousin's boyfriend: Your cousin, Delia
My cousin: Why?
Me: I hear everything huh. Also, he's scared because I pulled him aside to have a private conversation...
My cousin's boyfriend: ...She told me that if I broke your heart she would break my bones and throw my body in a river...
Silence.
My cousin: Delia, stop traumatizing my boyfriend.
Me: It was just a warning! I didn't really do it!
My cousin: STOP.
Me: But...
My dad entering the room: No.
Me: Alright.