Some Opinions On Ships

Just some well-known popular opinions of me and whoever else. Don't judge me please. I won't judge you. Ship some? Good for you. Don't? That's fine, too. Respect me, though. That's all I ask for in return. Okay?

SonAmy: Definately a yes. It is my dream.

WereSonAmy: Again, definitely a yes.

WereSonAmy (Literally): Yep! I can see her doing this to me. Again, yes. Hey, at least we're both hedgehogs--Er, werehogs--and there ain't no crossbreeding happening. Just....No. Keep it natural.

Sonadow:.....You must be more insane than Eggman going on a strict diet. I don't love that faker. We hate each other. Although I will gladly be there for him in the friendly manner.

Sonip(?): Dude, we're just close friends. Plus, Light Gaia is....Gee, how old? Same age as the planet? And, I'm only 28 game-wise. Not to mention Chip acts more like a kid than anything. So, this is a no-go.

SonTails: Here we go with shipping friends again. Once again, no. Like Chip, Tails is just a very close friend of mine. A little brother, even. Again, a no-go. Sorry, shippers.

Trigger warning! Proceed at your own risk. I will not be responsible for anything.

SonAlly:......*Throws up* NO! DEFINITELY A NO! UGH! *Sighs* Sorry, but I hate Sally. She slapped me for no reason, abused me in all forms, kept on making Amy feel bad and....Yeah, I can keep going on forever. "Only 90's kids would remember this couple." Couple? More like Horrible. Just....No! SonAmy is best over this sickening ship. Plus:

"Yay! Sally's here!" Woo....*Sarcasm* SonAlly is the worse ship ever in my fandom. Give it a choice, I would stick with Elise more than this chipotle ripoff. Also, I swear that Sega is a sexist. She is the only female that is showing herself (Nothing but a vest and boots on, sometimes even seen fully naked) Why, Sega? Please keep her out of my games and my life. I wanna be with Amy. Amy, please don't give up. I love you. I swear! Sally, go die somewhere! Make the SonAmy life a lot more easier!

SonKnux: Nothing against homosexuals but Knuckles hates me so....I say this wouldn't work. Plus, I'm personally heterosexual. So again, not gonna work. I admit my handsomeness but damn-

SonAze: Er, what now? Again, friends and I'm with Amy. Blaze is with Silver. Cute but not in the loving way. Friendly way, yeah sure thing. Couple? Not a chance, sister. Not to mention her shoes kinda looks like the same brand as mine. Cool beans.

Sonouge: What now? Rouge is with Shadow, though, and--Nevermind. Once again, not gonna happen.

SonElise: Okay, yeah. Sorta, but not human Elise. I know, I know. Sonic '06 was terrible due to her kissing me to save my life. And I agree. Sega should've had Amy kiss me instead. At least I would've admit my love to her but you all know Sega. Oof! But hedgie Elise....I kinda don't mind it. Human? No. Hedgehog? Sure thing. Again, depends on how she's seen. I personally adore Elise but yanno? Not what she done to me, I don't. So, it's basically an overall yes-and-no thing.

SonChris: What now? Chris is one of my human friends and you're gonna ship us? That's it, I quit. Hey, G.U.N! Come get me! At least you guys will be doing me a favor-

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