Would you rather be able to stop time or fly?- Stop time, then I wouldn't have to interact with people.

Would you rather give up your computer or your pet- Computer!No way in hell am I getting rid of my animals.

would you rather never have cramps again or never have to shave again- SHAVE!!! I hate it, I always nick myself on the knee :(

would you rather be the cowboy that rides or clown that distracts the bull- I want to be the cowboy! that would be so fun riding!

would you rather have a freakishly huge smile or a freakishley small nose- BIG SMILE! 

would you rather read a book or listen to music- both!!!! please? fine I'd choose music.

would you rather have a car that goes underwater or have a car that can fly- fly, i could skip traffic