Ok so yesterday and today were p interesting so yeah let's talk about that.

So yesterday I had gym first period. And I fucking hate my gym teacher and he hates me cuz he thinks I skip his classes (excuse you, I've never skipped a class in my entire miserable life so fuck off). And he separated the gym in two and one side would play basketball first, the other side would play badminton and then we'd switch. And all the guys went to the basketball side and all the girls went to badminton, but me and my fren (who is also a girl) went to play basketball cuz we wanted to and our frens were playing. And then Mr. Assface said "you two girls go on the other side" (Ig there were too many people on one side) so my friend was like "why can't you ask two of the guys to go?" And he said "it's simpler this way" yeS ITS SIMPLER TO SEPARATE THE GIRLS AND THE GUYS WOW YES SEGREGATION IS THE BEST!!!1!11!!!
And if that wasn't bad enough, when the girls were playing basketball two guys joined in and the teacher didn't give two shits. I want to punch his face so hard that it flattens so that he looks like Voldemort.

Also there's this guy (I'm gonna call him Caillou for this story cuz he has weird Caillou hair) in my class that p much lives to make me uncomfortable. Like ok I feel uncomfortable telling this story but I must so you guys could understand how awkward he makes me feel. Ok so between periods we all usually wait outside and the guys were talking about their dicks idek they're fucking weird. And the bell rang (also I didn't want to hear that convo) so I went inside and waited for my fren just next to the door. And then I heard a bunch of noise like "oooohh" and this girl (whom I hate but that's another story) said "pipina looks like you got a date with Caillou" and I was like ????? So I went outside to my fren and I was like what's happening? cuz I'd kind of like to know why I'm "going on a date" rite? And she was like "you don't wanna know" and I mean she was probably right so I just left cuz I didn't want to be involved. But curiosity got the best of me so later I asked her again and she said that one guy asked:
(Ok wait prepare yourself this is weird)
"If you could have any girl in the class touch ur dick who would it be?"
And guess what, the guy said mE.
Mkay dude can u keep those thoughts to yourself pls & thx.
I felt so awkward. I wish my friend lied to me and said "oh he was just saying how he likes your pet fish" or smt cuz I'd be perfectly happy not knowing the truth. But like why do people say shit like that. Plus it wasn't like I was gone and I couldn't hear him, I was within hearing range, I just wasn't listening.
And then today I was talking to my friend Bob (u might remember him from previous stories) and we were laughing and talking and wtv and Caillou says "you guys make a cute couple" hAHAHA THANKS MAN BUT CAN YOU NOT PLEASE. I mean I ship people in my class but I keep it to myself cuz y'know I don't want to make them uncomfortable.
Ugh this guy makes me feel so awkward cuz he says the weirdest thing idek how to answer most of the time.

Oh yeah also my plan for my frens bday didn't work :( I couldn't open her lock cuz I'm a failure. So I ended up just taping balloons to the outside of her locker and I taped the happy bday paper too. It was still fun but not as. And at the end if the day she popped them and I saw it coming and I was completely prepared but I still screamed a little bit.
And George (the guy I hit in the face with a basketball) asked if I could do that for him on his bday. And I was like sure why not but it was weird cuz we're not even close friends. I mean I'll do it cuz I like doing bday stuff but it was kinda weird idk. Cuz like usually it's supposed to be a surprise but ok wtv.

Also I went running outside today. Not by choice, dw I'm not crazy, I had to go for dance class. It was horrible. We ran laps and up hills and up and down stairs repeatedly. I felt like I was gonna vomit. Like I had a headache and I was slightly nauseous and my chest was hurting. My chest and throat felt so dry and the air I was breathing felt cold and dry and and I felt like I was gonna cough up blood. I was gonna collapse it was horrible. But after we had creation (where you can create dances nod stuff) which was p chill, I enjoyed it. I probably would've enjoyed it more if I wasn't dead.