Ur such a spife,
I mean get a life
You couldn't cut a cake
With the worlds sharpest knife

Even a spork is better than you
You're a spife and there's nothing you can do
You might be in denial, but I've got news for you
You're a god damn spife, you little piece of poo.

You call me a spife, you don't know what your talking aboot
You like to argue this point, but I don't see the appeal.
You couldn't even pour water out of a fucking boot
If the instructions were written on the bottom of the heel

Even if you got a wife
She would call you a spife
But I don't see how you'd get one
Since you have no life

In the afterlife,
You'd still be a spife
Ur shrill as a fife
But still not as rife

So go make some toast
And drown your sorrows in Nutella
Cuz u just witnessed the roast
Of _HeyItsAlex , fella!

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