"TyTy," Josh giggled as his husband smiled and kissed all over the baby's pudgy cheeks, lifting her up and making her giggle. "Cover your nips. That's not appropriate for the baby."

Tyler stuck his tongue out at Josh while he danced with baby P, singing a random song as he held her against his chest and swayed around the room.

"Be nice to my baby," he told Josh, kissing her little cheek.

"She's not your baby, TyTy."

"She is today. My baby. All my baby. And I love my baby. She's my sweet little bean and I love her with all my heart and I really want a baby of my own, Joshie. Let's make a baby."

"Honey, we cant make a baby. We're both dudes."

"Can we please have a baby, Joshua? Please please please please please? I want a baby so so so bad. I wanna have a family. And baby P wants a fren," he said, holding Pepper up. "Don't you, P?"

Pepper just giggled, reaching her hands out and making grabby hands towards Josh.

Josh took her and held her in his arms. "We're 25 and 26, baby. There's a lot we do that you can't do when you have a baby. We won't be able to go on dates hardly ever, we won't be able to make love, she won't be able to be driven anywhere while I'm at work, that kind of thing, baby. It's best if we just give it time."

"Ok," Tyler said sadly.

"But that doesn't mean we won't ever be able to have a baby of our own," Josh said as he sat on the bed next to his husband as he continued holding Pepper. "We're gonna be daddies some day. Promise."

Tyler was really sad that because of his inability to drive, his baby might not have as good of a life as they could. He knew it was right to wait until he could drive before they started their little family.

Josh leaned over and kissed his cheek. "Love you, baby. And we're gonna have the best baby ever and give it the best life ever. But until then, we get to snuggle whenever we want, eat whatever we want, go on dates whenever we want," he said. "And get smexy whenever we want."

Tyler nodded, resting his head on Josh's shoulder.

"Do you wanna hold the bean?" Josh asked with a smile.

Tyler shook his head.

Josh furrowed his eyebrows. "Well she wants her Uncle TyTy to hold her," he said, handing him the baby.

Tyler looked down at her sadly, kissing her forehead. "You'll have a friend some day, P. Once I can drive you'll have a friend. Promise."

Josh leaned over and kissed his husband's temple. "I love you, TyJo. I can't wait to have a lil family with you."

Tyler nodded, lying down on the bed with Pepper on his chest.

Josh sighed, hating that his husband was sad now. He kissed his lips deeply.

"Sorry you had to see that, P," he told the baby, wanting to make Tyler smile. "Two old guys kissing. But we're pretty cute, you gotta admit."

Tyler just kissed her forehead, rubbing her tiny little back as she started to fall asleep.

Josh crawled under the covers with his husband, wrapping an arm around him. "I love you."

"I love you too," Tyler said.

Josh kissed his lips, wishing he could give his husband the ability to drive. It just seemed like he would be so much happier and things would be so much easier.

"We should go get some silk sheets tomorrow after we take her home," Josh said. "And some roses and candles and stuff."

"Why?"

"For sex, Ty..."

"Oh."

"Do you want to?"

"Ok."

Josh sighed, finding Tyler's hand and holding it in his own. "I love you," he said again.

"I love you too."

"You know, when we have a baby," Josh said with a soft smile. "I'm gonna brag to her all day long about how in love I am with her other daddy. And tell her just how handsome he is and how amazing he is and how smart and beautiful and strong and perfect he is. Our baby got her cuteness from you. She isn't even born yet and she got her cuteness from you. I love her so much. I love our baby so much. But she isn't here yet. So while we're waiting, I think I should love on my snuggle bug as much as possible."

Tyler smiled shyly, turning his head so he was looking at Josh. His husband was smiling right back at him.

Tyler leaned forward a bit, Josh smiling and kissing his lips.

Tyler's lips took Josh's bottom lip, both of them smiling as their eyes closed lightly.

"I think he should love on you as much as possible too," Tyler said softly.

Josh smiled ran his fingers through Tyler's hair.

"I love you, Jo-"

They were interrupted by the loud snoring of the baby on Tyler's chest.

The boys both looked at her, smiling and giggling quietly.

"How does something that loud come out of something that tiny?" Josh asked.

"I dunno," Tyler giggled.

"It's like you when you sleep," Josh said. "But you're even cuter."

Tyler blushed shyly. He gently moved Ruby to the other side of him so he could snuggle with his husband.

Josh grinned and wrapped his arm around his husband, kissing him again and again and again, loving the smile that his beautiful Tyler had.

"I remember our first kiss," Josh said softly. He leaned over and turned off the light before coming back to his spot. "We were on the couch in your apartment, and I had just asked you to be my boyfriend, and you said 'oh, gee, Joshie, I don't know. I've never had a boyfriend before. I've never even been kissed before.' And I asked if you wanted to, and you said you didn't have anybody to kiss. And I said you had a boyfriend now and you could kiss me all you want."

Tyler smiled shyly and nodded.

"And you were so nervous and cute and sweet and precious so you asked me if I would just kiss your cheek first. So I did and you got so excited and you asked me if I would give you an actual kiss even though I was already planning on it and it was the sweetest thing ever."

Tyler giggled and buried his face in Josh's chest.

"We wouldn't be able to do this if we had a baby, would we?" Tyler asked.

Josh shook his head. "No, baby."

"Then maybe we should wait," Tyler said.

"You're okay with waiting?" Josh asked.

"If it means I get to do this kind of thing with you any time I want," Tyler smiled. "Then yes. Most definitely I'm ok with waiting."

Josh grinned widely, moving so he was straddling Tyler.

Both boys gasped at the sound of crying.

"Oh my god I forgot there was a baby here," Josh said, crawling back off of Tyler.

"Me too," Tyler said, picking the baby up and putting her back on his chest. "You can come over whenever you like, P. But you've gotta be prepared for JishJish and I to kiss a lot. Because he does this thing where he gets all romantic and then I start getting this warm feeling and butterflies in my chest like the first time he said he loved me. I love him so much, P. He's the only reason I'm here and can be your uncle and you're a really cool niece by the way I like you a lot but I also really really really love my Joshie. He's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Have I said that already? If I say something twice it's because I mean it. That's why I say I love him a lot during the day. So he knows I mean it."

Josh smiled and kissed his husband's cheek.

"I-in the nicest way, P," Tyler said. "I-I kinda want you to go back to sleep so I can have a little bit of alone time with my husband. But it's ok. I don't get to see you very often. I get to see Joshua every day. But it still isn't enough. I still don't see Joshie enough."

"We can have a romantic time tomorrow, TyTy," Josh smiled. "With the roses and silk sheets and candles."

"Can we have chocolate covered strawberries too, Joshie?" Tyler asked. "And take a romantic bath?"

Josh grinned and nodded. "That sounds so fun, Ty. We'll have the most romantic day ever tomorrow."

"I'm glad we don't have a baby, Joshie," Tyler smiled as he straddled his husband.

Pepper let out a squeal.

"Ok, ok. A baby that isn't ours all the time."