"Jishwaaa," Tyler hummed with a smile as his husband sat on the opposite side of the tub. "We're married," he giggled as he let the water run through his fingers.

"I knooow, baby," Josh grinned, leaning forward and kissing his husband's forehead. "We've been married for three years. So come sit in my lap."

Tyler smiled shyly and nodded, making his way over to Josh and turning around so his back was to Josh's tummy.

Josh wrapped his arms around Tyler's waist, kissing his shoulder. "I love you."

"I love you too," Tyler smiled, kissing the back of Josh's hand.

Josh kissed up and down his husband's neck as he held both his hands, rubbing circles into the backs of his hands.

Tyler smiled and leaned back against his husband, giggling softly, which made Josh grin.

"Cutie," he hummed against his neck with a soft smile.

"S-stop," Tyler blushed, giggling.

Josh grinned and just held Tyler closer, kissing his cheek. "You know you've got your teeth thing tomorrow, right?"

"Yeah," he said sadly.

"But we get to see more loopy TyJooooo," Josh hummed with a grin. "Are ya gonna sing about sexy polar bears again? I think that was the funniest TyJo moment ever. Besides you asking if I liked jerking off within the first hour we knew each other."

"Shhhhhhhh," Tyler pouted, pressing his finger to Josh's lips. "We don't needa talk about that."

Josh chuckled and squeezed his husband, kissing all over him.

"Don't worry, TyJo," Josh said. "I'm gonna be holding your hand the whoooooole time."

***

"Close your mouth, baby," Josh grinned as he saw his husband sitting in the dentist chair, his numb mouth hanging open.

"Baby..." Josh hummed as Tyler didn't move.

"TyJooooooo..."

"Tyler, close your mouth," he said, getting up and gently pushing Tyler's bottom jaw upward.

"HEY!" Tyler yelled suddenly.

Josh jumped in surprise. "Jeez, Ty."

Tyler yawned and snuggled back into the chair, the gauze falling out of his mouth.

Josh got more and put it in his mouth, telling Tyler not to eat it because he asked if it was cotton candy.

"Yum yum," Tyler hummed.

"Nooo, TyTy," Josh said. "Don't eat that."

"Yum yum."

"TyTy..."

"Yum yum."

"No yum yum."

"Yum yum."

"Mr. Dun?" The nurse said as she peeked her head in the room. "You can take him home now."

"Great, thanks," Josh said. "Ok, TyTy. Time to go back home."

"TO THE CASTLE?!"

"Yep," Josh said, just going with it so things would be easier. "Back to TyTy castle."

"King TyTy like TyTy Castle," Tyler informed Josh.

"I know," Josh said, helping him stand up and walking him to the car. "It is his castle, after all."

"HEY!" Tyler suddenly yelled again.

"What, baby?"

"Fetch me my crown, peasant."

"TYTY!" Josh exclaimed, laughing.

"PEASANT!"

"TyTy, be nice to me."

"King TyTy don't like peasants."

"You don't like me?" Josh asked.

"No."

Josh started fake crying, Tyler gasping and tackling him in a hug. "MAH BABYYYYY I SORRY!"

Josh grinned and hugged his husband back. "It's okayyyy, TyTy. I love youuuu."

"AHHH! KING TYTY DONT LOVE PEASANT!" Tyler yelled, quickly getting away from Josh.

"Whatever, King TyTy. You seem to really like the peasant when he's naked."

"AHHH! KING TYTY VIRGIN!"

"That's definitely not true," Josh chuckled.

"HEY!" He yelled, smacking Josh's shoulder.

"What is up with you yelling 'hey' today?"

Then, they arrived home, Tyler quickly getting out of the car and running to the door in the cutest way since he both hadn't run in a while and was still very loopy.

He stood by the door, his hand on the handle waiting for Josh to unlock it.

"UNLOCK MY CASTLE, PEASANT!"

"What's the magic word?"

"JOSHIE'S DICK IS BIG."

"Not the magic word I was looking for but I'll give it to you anyway," Josh said, opening the door for his husband.

Tyler waddled in and made his way to the bedroom, Josh helping him on the bed and kissing his forehead before lying down with him until Ty fell asleep.

He then got up and left a note for Tyler saying he was out running a few errands and would be back soon.

He got a big bouquet of roses and some chocolates for Tyler since tomorrow is a special day.

Meanwhile, King TyTy was still fast asleep, snoring loudly as he cuddled a pillow he thought was Josh.

And in his dream, King Jishwa finally confessed his love for him.