Cookie: *Walks through the streets looking for a job she stops when she sees the carrot factory* "This is the perfect job for me! 🐹 :3" *walks into carrot factory*
Boss Guy: *Walks over to Cookie* "You here for the job?"
Cookie: *Nods*
Boss Guy: "Take a seat and we will do a job interview."
Cookie: *Nods and takes a seat in front of Boss Guy's desk*
Boss Guy: *Walks behind desk and takes a seat* "So what's your name kid?"
Cookie: "Cookie Carrot."
Boss Guy: "Hmmm what are your skills?"
Cookie: *Sweats* I don't have asny skills but, I really need this job so I can get fired and get Green Giant carrots. Make something up! ."The kind that do the paying of the bills." Does a mental face Palm you blew it Cookie you really blew it.
Boss Guy: *Raises eye brow*
Cookie: *Sweats harder*
Boss Guy: "We need more people like you. Your hired."
Cookie: *Stops sweating* "You mean it!?"
Boss Guy: "Yup you start today."
Cookie: Yassssss!
Boss Guy: "Come I will show you the machines." *Gets off chair*
Cookie: *Gets off chair and follows Boss Guy*
Boss Guy: "Here are the machines you will be operating number B7498 remember that number because if you don't you will be fired!"
Cookie: *Paws sweat* "Um okay." *Grabs Sharpie and scribbles B7498 on wrist*
Boss Guy: "Your not scared are you!?" *Scowls*
Cookie: "Not at all." He's gonna kill me!
Boss Guy: "Good. NOW GO DO YOUR JOB!!!"
Cookie: *Runs in fear to machine B7498 and climbs into chair* "I can do this! >:)"
Bob: *Looks over at Cookie* "THE BOSS DOESNT PAY GUINEA PIGS THAT SLACK OFF!!!"
Cookie: *Jumps at the sound of his voice* "Of course I'm sorry." Jerk!
Machine B7498: "Subject name: Cookie Gender: female Age: 4 years I have recorded your information in my hard drive get to work."
Cookie: "Jeez Louise! Sheesh I'm gonna work!" *Carrot comes towards the machine Her mouth waters at the sight of her favorite food presses red button and a press comes down and cuts the carrot into small pieces then she presses a blue button that scoops the carrot slices into a bucket this continues until 6:00 pm Cookie wipes the sweat off her forehead they really need air conditioning in here. I don't think Boss Guy will mind I just have a small bite of a carrot slice and I bet no one will notice. Grabs bucket and takes a small bite of a carrot slice*
One Hour Later
Cookie: *Ends up eating all the carrot slices in the bucket burps loudly*
Bob: *Gets out of machine B7497 and looks at Cookie's bucket then at Cookie* "YOU ATE ALL OF THE CARROTS THAT YOU CUT!!!"
Cookie: "What no!? Don't point fingers at me! Jeff did it!" Aw crap.
Jeff: *Looks outraged* "I DID NOT I AM PERFECTLY SKINNY YOU ARE FAT AND THAT IS SUSPICOUS!!!"
Cookie: *Starts sweating again*
Bob and Jeff: "BOSS GUY!!!"
Boss Guy: *Comes storming in room his hands clenched into fists* "WHAT!!!"
Bob and Jeff: "COOKIE ATE ALL OF THE CARROTS THAT SHE CUT WITH HER MACHINE!"
Boss Guy: *Looks outraged* "YOUR FIRED!!!"
Cookie: "WELL I DIDNT WANT THIS STUPID SMELLY JOB ANYWAYS BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A ROTTEN SHRIVELED UP STRAWBERRY AND YOU SMELL LIKE A HORSES BUTT!!!"
Bob and Jeff: *Gasp*
Boss Guy: *Breaks Cookie's machine* "GET OUT!!!! AND IF I SEE YOUR UGLY FACE AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY RIP YOU APART LIMB FROM LIMB!!!"
Cookie: *Gives him a raspberry sending spit showering on his face* "See ya sucker!" *Gives him the L and runs out of the factory snickering*
Boss Guy: *Wipes spit from face angerly*
Bob: "Uh you okay?"
Boss Guy: "Yes. Can you clean up this mess?"
Bob: "Yes sir."
Boss Guy: *Face Palms and sighs* "I need to stop hiring guinea pigs. NOW EVERYONE GET BACK TO WORK!!!"
Boss Guy works in a carrot factory that he hired guinea pigs to work in not a good idea since guinea pigs love carrots! :3