Cookie: *Eats carrot* "I love not having to pay for my own food."
Jade: *Walks in face buried in hands crying*
Cookie: *Frowns* "What's wrong?"
Jade: *Takes face out of hands and looks angry* "You spent almost all of our money on carrots!"
Cookie: *Snorts* "Well how else am I supposed to eat?"
Jade: "Well I don't know get a job and buy the carrots yourself!"
Cookie: "This body wasn't made for jobs it was made for sitting around and eating."
Jade: *Tears stream down face* "But you have eaten us out of a carrot and home!"
Cookie: "Why don't you get a job?"
Jade: "Beacause I am a child and children do not get jobs! 😡"
Cookie: *Rolls eyes* "Well too bad! Now go buy me some carrots and I do not want the off brand carrots I want name brand Green Giant carrots!"
Jade: "But Green Giant name brand carrots are so expensive-"
Cookie: "Don't want to hear it!"
Jade: *Sighs* "Alright how about we make a deal."
Cookie: *Looks over at her* "What kind if deal?"
Jade: "If you get a job and get fired I will use our last 2 dollar bill to buy you a bag of Green Giant carrots but, if you don't get fired you will stay at the job and earn back all of the money you owe us. Does that sound like a deal? I mean you get to choose what job you want."
Cookie: I should get fired on purpose just to get the carrots. "Deal!" *Shakes Jade's hand*
Jade: "Alright go find a job then."
Cookie: *Nods, opens up cage and runs out if the door*