Incorrect Quotes

In the meantime while you wait for Chapter 5, here's some incorrect quotes (one is from Oddy, thanks my friend XD)

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Ox: let me see what you have!

CB, unknowingly holding Dest's boradsword: a sword!

Ox, immediately sensing the batsh!t amount of power in that thing: nO—

Sasha to the other Creator's: oh my celestials why does he have that?—

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Elder Blue: Your problem is that you’ve got no common sense.

Balance: I’ve got plenty of common sense!

Balance: I just choose to ignore it.
(This just fits him, idk why XD)

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Ox: I know we’re not exactly friends, but-

Unbalance: What do you want?

Ox: I've been stuck with Balance for 2 weeks and they've been drinking all the soy sauce.

Ox: Help.

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Diamond: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Gem: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

(THIS IS SO THEM WTF-)

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Balance: Why are you late?

Nether: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Balance: Overslept?

Nether: Overslept.

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Unbalance: Hey Gem?

Gem: Yeah?

Unbalance: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Gem:
Gem: ...What.

(Unbalance would do this to mess with people XD)

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Unbalance: I’m a reverse necromancer.

Elder Blue: Isn’t that just killing people?

Unbalance: Ah, technically.

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Balance: Why would you give a knife to Diamond?!

Elder Indigo, shrugging: Diamond felt unsafe.

Balance : Now I feel unsafe!

Elder Indigo: I’m sorry…
Elder Indigo: Would you like a knife?

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Equality: I'm going to be an adult in 4 years and I only have a vague idea of what I'm going to do.

Elder Indigo: I’m gonna be an adult in less than a year and I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.

Elder Yellow: I'm with you there...

CB: I'm an adult and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.

Elder Blue: Three types of people.

(Accurate for them if they're messing around with each other-)

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Diamond: Elder Yellow , how do you feel about lifting heavy things?

Elder Yellow: My doctor just said I should avoid—

Diamond: Being a wuss? I agree.

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Elder Blue : My life is a mess.

CB: Elder Blue relax, go get a beer.

Elder Blue : I don’t want a beer.

CB: Who said it was for you?

(CB NO)

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Voided One: Hey, CB, do you have feelings for me?

CB: Yeah, anger.

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Elder Indigo: Hold the f--- up.

Equality: Excuse me?

Elder Indigo: I said hold the f--- up.

Equality: ...

Elder Indigo: I’m the f--- up, hold me

(Why do I see this happening with Elder Indigo, especially with a sassy attitude-)

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Balance: *is hugging Ox*

Void: Hey! It's my turn to hug Ox!
Void: *grabs Alchemy *

Galactal: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!

Balance: No, It's still my turn!

Ox: *suffocating* Guys, I love you (PLATONIC!), but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!

Void: But we need the moral support!

Balance: And you're small! Which is cute!

Galactal: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.

Ox: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

(This fits for certain characters lol)

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Ox: Are you laughing at that video of Unbalance and Alchemy fighting?

CB: No.
CB: I'm laughing at the comments.

(After CB learns emotions)

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Elder Yellow: I ran into Elder Blue in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked them what they were doing, they just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on their guitar.

(yes Yes YES I CAN SEE THIS HAPPENED LMAO)

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Alchemy: I have a problem.

CB: Kill it.

Alchemy: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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Elder Indigo: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.

Elder Blue: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

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Diamond: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Elder Indigo.

Gem, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?

Diamond: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Gem: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Diamond: You wanted fake blood?

Gem:

Diamond: I’ll go call Elder Indigo.

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Elder Yellow: You ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders?

Energy: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.

Elder Yellow: THE WHO?

Energy: Oh is this not a safe space suddenly?

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Ox: Hey, Unbalance you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.

Unbalance: Have you ever been to a mortuary?

Ox: Yea, my creator lives there.

Alchemy: That is the worst response to that question.

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