Hello so this is my first story. if you don't cont hoes of the century. Anyways so this took me along time and i'll be publishing separately because i want to get each chapter just right. I know like no one will read it and it's just for me but this was just such a good idea for a book and i love writing. Also if you are reading this i'm sorry i know i suck at spelling and grammar and if you can't understand what i was saying just ask me and i'll tell you anyways i've said too much so here is the book..... hope you enjoy 

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I parked in into hell of what's usually called school. The only things stopping me from quitting school becoming a stripper and putting my sexy body to use was: Maddy (my BFF times a trillion), my other friend Kian - well there's not much to say about him, and, of course, Sam's sexy ass to stare at secretly while I eat lunch.

Like I had just summoned the devil, Maddy knocked on my window, making me jump seven feet. Jeez woman, control yourself!

She opened the door. "Aaron what the hell was that" She asked, rolling her eyes.

"I should be asking you! Jesus Maddox, don't scare a man like that!" I practically screamed at her.

"Don't call me Maddox, and come on, we'll be late!" she screamed back. Aww, we are such good friends.

I grumbled a string of curse words to myself and got out of the car, following Maddy into school just before the bell rang. Well great, now I have to go sit in a room while a grouchy teacher shouts at us about physics, or x over y equals thingy things, when I could be in my room watching Netflix and putting my life to things that actually matter - I mean what's more important, and binge watching Shameless.

"I'm going to my locker I'll meet you in English ok" Maddy said

"sure Mad, abandon me. I'll be all alone. With nobody. All. By. My. Se-" she cut me off putting her hand over my mouth

"Goodbye. Aaron."

And that was the last I heard from her (for like 5 minutes). I walked to my english class, sitting down and pulling out my phone, playing a super badass game where I kill people (Definitely not Candy Crush).

Ok, I lied, it is, but I need to pass this level and then I'll be on level 340. I'm so close I can almost taste it. The class door opened and Maddy walked in "now that wasn't that bad; you being away from me was it?" she said, "It was devastating I died twice then got re-birthed buy a hippopotamus in my sleep and now the apple wants to give me rabies, save me Maddy, SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!" I screamed

"Aaron be quite Maddy can you please" Maddy nodded at the teacher before putting her hand over my mouth, and as the respectful adult I am I proceed to lick the hell out of her hand forcing her to take her hand away in pure disgust. Ha that's what you get bitches for trying to stop Aaron Domodick from talking.

The lesson prosed with Maddy having to cover my mouth 3 more times, until finally the bell rang sending us to our next class. That went buy with only 2 mouth coverings and then it was break.

Maddy and I made it to our usual table with Kian already there,

"Sup bitch ya miss me" I said sitting on Man's lap

" As much as I love your gay ass please remove it from my straight dick" he replied

I slipped off his lap onto a chair and opened my lunch.

"FUDGE YEAH SOUR CREAM AND CHIVES CHIPS SUCK IT BITCHES" I screamed opening up the bag and stuffing my face with the delicious salty goodness.

"Aaron what are you doing" Maddy asked. Wow Maddy what's with all the questions.

"Ihd Hg sg aygh" I replied

" Um hunny I can't speak chip mouth language, speak english"

"Fine if you insist, but you should really think of taking up potato chip language if you want to go traveling when your older because you never know you might want to going to potato land" I said for- a-matter-of-factly

" I doubt it. Now what where you saying before" she said impatiently she is so goddamn impatient.

"Ohhh yeah i said- i'm eating heaven" I replied.

"That would be alot of clouds" said Kian

"Pointing out the obvious are we Kian" I said looking at him.

"yes" he replied

"i'm going to go get a drink for the vending machine do you guys what to come" Maddy asked rolling her eyes

"sure Mad, I could do with a monster" Kian said sanding up

"ewww that stuff tastes like cat piss, anyway Aaron you coming " she asked me.

"No im Gucci" I said grinning she shrugged and the two of them went around the comer and i was on my own at the table with an incredible feeling to scream all by myself but Maddy wasn't here to shut me up.

Before i new it my face was splashed with my yogurt great great great i already know who this was as well.

"Hello Jay" I said happily

The three insanely annoying bullies sat at our table oh shit oh shit why now maddyyy!!!!!!!

"where is the two that hang out with you just because there sad for you" Wade snicker

"why would they feel sad for me i have a good home and mum who loves me a nice house and enough money to get by I have nothing to feel sad for in my life" I replied still smiling I will not let bullies take me down i'm too happy i'm a happy miss sappy ha i should become a poet hey note to self:be poet.

"Awww yes. But i didn't hear dad in that list did i now" Brock sneard

There it was thats it the high school bullies picking on me because my Dad died yes he died 5 years ago but they will never get me down hey that's a cool song (never let me down yeah) another note to self become a songwriter. Hey getting picked on by bullies really makes me think of job opportunities.

And of course it wasn't just because my dad died they were bullying be even before that. But can't help that im sexy and i know it.

"Yes. I don't have a dad anymore but i really don't care I am a independent flower you know from that movie I don't know what movie so i'm asking you. Also for someone who's literally got a name which is the short version of broccoli you have some balls picking on someone just because there dads dead"

Boom

i was punched right in the face I could feel my lip split and them herd them running as maddy and kain turned the corner walking back towards the table.

"Fuck" I heard Maddy scream

"hey dont use taghty words" i shouted "jesus is watching!!!!!!!"

"Shut up" she grumbled

"hey i'm the one who just got punched in the face show some sympathy" i winned "also hey Maddy,Kain I snatched all three of there wallets so snacks are on me "

"Oh you are so dead" kian said laughing

"I know" i replied

"Ohhhh Aaron 2 o'clock this'll make you happy " scream whispered Maddy I looked over and there it was.

The ass that I wake up for everyday.

Sam the most perfect boy imagine the hottest boy you now and then throw him in a garbage because no one is as hot as Samuel Shepard with his dirty blond hair,his full six pack and the necklace he wears around his neck everyday. The only problem is he doesn't even know I exist at all I guess my fantasizes will just have to stay in my head.

I stared at it for a while before he stood up walking away destroying the perfect view how dare he does that to me doesn't he know that, that ass is all mine.

" Aaron that ass isnt yours" Maddy groned practaly reading my mind how come all best friends can read your mind unfair.

" yes i can read your mind Aaron i am telepathic and apart of the X-Men" she said

"HAHA I KNEW IT!!!!" I screamed at her

" Aaron. Shut up" she whined " anyway. do you two want to come round we can have a movie night and order pizza?"

Kian nodded

" sure Mad, I can drive" i said

" i mean you kinda have to kian and i both don't have cars" she said point out the obvious.

The bell then rang sending us off to our classes. Arrr i had biology neither kian or maddy were in this class this will be torture.

I sat at a desk playing on my phone until the teacher walked in.

Oh i hated this teacher she was one of those teachers meant for 4th graders not 18 year old grump teenagers.

"Good morning class" she said happily

"Now for the next week we will be doing a paired assignment . i shall choose your pairs" she continued. The entire class ground in misery. " now now now we don't need those groins do we now"

She then followed by choosing our partners i was of course last.

"Aaron you will be paired with Rene"

Oh shit i don't know much about this kid only that he is into gangs and shit also he is close friends with Sam. well great.

He backed up his stuff and sat next to me. He had a nasty scar on his left cheek looking like it was done on purpose oh this is bad.

"Now class you will have to go to a partend house because this i a after school assignment" oh shit more bad news great great great.

"You can come to my house tomorrow" i asked scribbling down my address on a piece of paper he nodded how the hell am i supposed to work with someone who doesn't even talk.

The lesson went by and so did the next two one with maddy and one with kian thank god i needed them to be in my class otherwise who will control my mouth. Oh that sounded sexual. Oh well i am a very hot sexual person. Definitely not a virgin still.

And finally the bell rang setting us free from school. Our school had a very weird lesson schedule. Two one hour lessons in the morning an hour break then 3 hours of another 3 lessons. Wait why am i still talking about school i'm free from that hell hole. I made it over to maddy and she i walked to my car where kian was.

He seemed to beat us to literally everything probably because he is one of the fastest people in our school like that boy can run like a mother trucker.

We all got in the car and i drove to my house. Wow today was weird i got punched in the face and now am paired with a gang member great this is going to be a great week. Why do i keep using the word great i dont know all i know is that the word great is great.