Zu's POV

"Uh, has UA always been this big?" Ru asked beside me all of us fairly nervous for the exams.

"Yes," Hito-kun and I answered for her as we all walked through the gates. Heading towards the doors we tried to come up with a game plan when my feet decided now was the best time to trip and fall over. "Seriously Zu do you have to fall over now," Hito-kun asked, walking ahead of us although I could definitely hear him laughing.

"You ok?" Ru-chan giggled, at least she was willing to catch me before I face planted, "Be careful next time."

"Yeah, yeah, laugh it off," I waved her off with a huff, "We just have to get through the exams that's it, wait did I bring everything I need!?" I started panicking when I got hit in the head.

"Shut it ya dam nerd," Kacchan ground out, " you have everything, we were almost late because you had to check everything over ten flippin' times." Oh and yes I still call him Kacchan. It really annoys him which makes it funny. Toru patted my shoulder before running off ahead to catch up with the other two, 'I hate being the youngest' sighing. I went to catch up when I saw some brunette with her hand slightly raised and looking at us strangely. When I got inside I found I was seated next to Kacchan, I tried to see where the others were but there were too many people to find them. "Izuku quit lookin' around and pay attention ain't that the loudmouth cockatoo?"

"Huh? Cockatoo?" Looking at the stage I saw Presentation Micheal, "Oh, you mean Caterpillar's husbando?" I smirked, earning a scoff from him but I saw that small smile he sometimes gives.

"Are the two dumbeggs even married-?" He paused before growling, "Stupid mfa taking away my curses, stupid author for listening to her, stupid, stupid, stupid," he ground out quietly I giggled, 'Thank you author, this is the best entertainment you could give me' A: Don't thank me, thank you're mom ;)

"Alright little listeners! Now for the exam they'll be fake villains that you want to destroy!" 'Oh, whoops, did he already start the presentation?' "This first robot is worth 1 point, this one is worth 2 points and the final one is worth 3 points! Your goal in this exam is to destroy as many robots as you can by using your quirk to earn enough points to pass-!"

"Excuse me, sir! I have a question!" A stick in the mud with glasses stood up and a spotlight appeared above him.

"Go ahead, ask away examinee 7111!!"

"In the UA pamphlet there are clearly four faux villains; however you have only mentioned three! If this is an error on UA's part then it is extremely disgraceful for such a high ranked school to make!"

"I hear you listener-"

"Furthermore, you two with the unkempt and devilish hair! You have been muttering the entire time it is very rude and severely distracting to others! If you cannot stop talking and take this seriously then you-"

"Oh shut up you dipstick we're here to take the exam like everyone else and if you wanna talk about being rude then you should shut your mouth as well after you interrupted Present Mic," Kacchan rebuked, "Cause I'm fairly sure that he was about to get the next dam piece of scrap metal and if you read the pamphlet you'd know it's worth 0 points!" he glared pretty heavily at the guy if he glared even harder he might actually shoot lasers like Superman.

"I-" the stick couldn't get any words out before turning back to the stage, bowing and sitting down, "You may continue now."

"Alright then like it was mentioned this guy is worth 0 points and is just an annoying obstacle," Mic continued on as I turned back to a still annoyed pomeranian.

"Oh by the way Mic and Aizawa aren't actually married but they certainly act like it sometimes," I told him. As the explanation of the practical came to an end we went our separate ways having to go to different testing grounds. When I got there I once again checked to make sure I had everything, satisfied. I stretched a little bit looking around to see if either Hitoshi or Toru but couldn't find them.

I finished stretching as the stick in the mud walked towards me, look I don't know what else to call him okay!?? Before he could say anything though Uncle Mic's voice came out over the speaker system and started the countdown. Once he reached 'go' the doors opened and I ran past everyone as Mic tried to get the others to start. Finding a few villains before everyone I managed to use what few supplies I was allowed to bring to take down a few of them but eventually it became difficult as people were taking them out with their quirks before I could do anything, 'dammit if only I could use my fully stocked utility belt this would be so much easier!'

Narrator's POV

"Looks like we've got quite the group this year," a woman spoke as she watched the screens within what seemed to be an observation room, "This year's hero course will be oh so delectably fun to teach."

"Midnight please stop, these are our future students not snacks," another person spoke from beside her, a male this time with white hair clad in red, "Although I have to admit it'll be more difficult to choose this year than other years. For their sake though I hope someone doesn't expel them all like last time." he gave a pointed look towards the one back corner of the room where a man was leaning against the wall.

"I'm sorry w-what?" a scrawny, frail looking man coughed on his drink trying not to drown himself because of the shock of someone expelling all of their students.

"Do not worry about it my friend, and besides this is why we have a point system!" an almost squeaky voice piped in, "While this group does seem promising I'm more interested in Shinso Hitoshi and Midoryia Izuku wouldn't you agree Eraserhead?" The rat, bear, dog looking creature didn't get a response from the man at the back of the room so he simply continued, "Why don't we see how the students handle the zero pointer, Snipe if you would do the honors?"

A man in a cowboy hat and a gas mask looking thing over his face leaned over towards the panel in front of him and pushed a large red button. The ground beneath all of the students in the different testing areas began to shake, opening up to reveal a robot taller than some of the buildings. The rat-like principal of the school laughed quite evilly as he lifted a glass of tea to his lips watching the children cower underneath the monstrosity of a robot.