3RD PERSON POV

Furina: I am Furina! Hydro Archon of Fontaine-

Peter: We are not here to entertain your questions archon.

SHEPHERD JU PETER, THE MONSTER FROM BELOW, HARBINGER OF HATRED

MARCUS MARS, THE MONSTER FROM ABOVE, HARBINGER OF MALICE

Mars: Where are the operatives we asked for?

Neuvillete: Why are you-

Y/N: Don't question them. They are not very patient.

Y/N arrives on the scene with Minsu, Nusjuro and Garou, Esdeath standing close by as the monstrous beings turned around.

Nusjuro: Reckless as always Mars.

Mars: Nusjuro you're here? It's only been 6 days.

Y/N: And yet you spent all this time in Fontaine. I thought you'd be quicker than that.

Mars: Watch your tone two of you.

Peter: Marcus Mars you do realize he can beat us both at the same time? Same with Nusjuro?

Nusjuro: Exactly. We have already extracted the operatives from their capital already.

Furina: Eh?

Y/N: We broke into your jail, knocked out hundreds of guards, and sent our captives through portals back to our world.

Garou: Ain't that hard. The guards were weak.

Clorinde:........

Mars:.......Hmph. The job's done anyways so there's no need for us to be here-

*BOOM*

Something big fires at Mars only for Y/N to punch the air, releasing a shockwave that disperses the attack and obliterates the hidden Fatui stronghold as Saturn and Warcury show up amongst the ruins.

Saturn: Now what is this?

???: I-

Saturn: Silence you worm.

*BOOM*

Y/N: Why did you attack us?

???: The Tsaritsa has deemed your group a threat. She has been preparing for months for an attack.....but the weapon-

Y/N: Should've killed? That's where you're wrong. Now tell me ARLECCHINO, how are the operatives in Snezhnaya. Are they alive?

???:.............

Y/N: I'm asking you for the last time.

*BOOM*

He slams her head down onto the ground, shaking the area around them all as he pushes.

Y/N: WHAT CONDITION ARE THEY IN? ARE THEY ALIVE, AND NOT INJURED?!

???: I-I DON'T KNOW I SWEAR!

Y/N: TELL ME THE FUCKING TRUTH!

He presses down harder, earning a loud pained yelp as her children watch helplessly from afar.

???: I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH!

Y/N: I see.........

He closes his eyes, concentrating on the aura of the remaining operatives in Snezhnaya and Natlan as his eyes grow cold.

Y/N: I've already talked with Natlan. They have all our operatives there safe in a hidden location along with the ruins of a destroyed civilization. Hell, even hilichurls and their associates are more reasonable. We've sent 20 operatives to Snezhnaya not for reconoissance but to learn about the culture. Learn about your history, system and everything. We were even going to make ourselves known and negotiate trading.

???: So you were not going to-

Y/N: Why the fuck would we attack? Your nation is not even a threat.

Y/N: So why do I sense only 12?

???: I.........I don-

*SPLATTER*

Y/N crushes her head and two vision wielders that were her "children" rush forward only for their heads to explode under Saturn's glare.

Y/N: I just sent a a day warning to Snezhnaya directly to the archon. They better pray to Celestia the 8 I can't sense are safe and sound.

Saturn: Two days- they might not have two days.

Y/N: It's approaching the nighttime. We're heading there at exactly at 9 AM.

Saturn:.......Hmph. That's fine by me.

Peter/Nusjuro/Everyone: Agreed.

Nahida: Ah........

Warcury: Who is this child?

Y/N: The new dendro archon apparently. She's 5 centuries old.

Peter:...............

Y/N: Child.

Everyone: Child.

???: Child.

Chara, The Fallen Demon, Harbinger of Genocide

Chara: Child.

Nahida: 'Did they lose brain cells?'

Saturn: Ch- *groan* Why do I act stupid sometimes around you?

Y/N: *shrug* Beats me.

He held Nahida like Simba out for everyone to see, everyone shimmying back to the Fontaine forces as they stare dumbfounded at him.

Furina: Did.....you just kidnap the dendro archon?

Nahida: On the contrary I was on his back the entire time. I was just curious about Fontaine.

Klee: Woah!

Y/N: No I did not kidnap them. I'm.......the babysitter.

Nahida: Of a sort.

Esdeath: I'm the 2nd babysitter.

Garou: I ain't taking care of them.

Saturn: I'm not dealing with your confusing shenanigans.

Furina:.......Huh. You're a lot nicer than......a few minutes ago.

Y/N: It's just a job and mission.

Later

Capitano:.........Hey I did nothing-

*BOOM*

His head was promptly smashed into the ground courtesy of Guts as Y/N flicks him straight to Snezhnaya.

Y/N: Alright now that we got him out the way.......

*WHOOSH*

Y/N: Macaroni?

Everyone got gigantic plates of food except for Esdeath who had a rather modest one, and they all ate wholeheartedly with civilians veering away from them with terrified looks in their faces.

Saturn: At least you're incredibly competent and can cook well. I do enjoy your apple pie.

Y/N: You can come visit the house later old man.

Saturn: *scoff* Old man......you know I'm very much in my prime as being immortal.

Garou: *sneer* Sucks having all that experience and yet you can't even use it to cook for yourself.

Saturn: I'll admit I'm not good with my hands.

Furina: Do I smell macaroni?

She pops out of nowhere all curious and such as Y/N hands her a plate.

Y/N: Here.

Furina: You're all.........scary.

Warcury: That's Saturn for you.

Saturn: Hmph. You 4 are just as intimidating as me.

Y/N: We may be scary but it's our job and mission to be so. I'm actually really good with kids.

Klee: *NOM* 'Klee never tasted anything this good before!'

*BEEP*

Y/N: Yeah?

Saber: Y/N there's only one female that has arrived. She has pale skin and pinkish eyes.

Y/N: She alright?

Kiana: Papa she's alright! When are you coming home?

Y/N: Today or tomorrow.

Kiana: Ah ok.

He calls them, making sure everything's alright at home before cutting the call and Nahida munches on her dinner.

Next Chapter:

Relief