Chibi A/N: Oh boy! Things are going to get interesting!

Chibi Fluffy: Well so long as Author-kun doesn't drop the ball and get behind!

A/N: Oh you do it too... Terrific.

Chibi A/N: With good reason! Now shut up and get to work!

A/N: *Groans*

You watched as the stripper named Jess masterfully pole danced and out of the corner of your eye you see an Anthro Bear and a Bunny walk-in, however you acted like you haven't seen them as to not draw attention to yourself which was the last thing you wanted to do and you notice that the stripper was checking very quick with barely noticeable glances at your detection " I'm beginning to sense a pattern here... " you thought as it seems almost every single girl has looked you up and down for some reason and you watched as she spins upside down on the pole like a bat while licking her lips and quickly glancing over your direction once more " My my, what is the Boogyman doing here of all places? " She mentally questioned as she flipped herself back on her feet and she began to undo her bra.

Elsewhere...

Chibi Fluffy: YOU GODDAMN TEASE!!!

A/N: What!? What did I do!?

Chibi Fluffy: YOU DAMN WELL KNOW WHAT YOU DID YOU ASS!!!

Chibi A/N: Look there's a time and place for that and besides we gotta meet Katia.

Chibi Fluffy: Fine! But I better get my bat tits at some point!

A/N: *Sighs*

Sam groaned as he looked at the terrified felines poor trigger discipline.

Art by CollieHigh

I do not own this character and she belongs to her rightful owner.

Sam: Jesus Christ I just got here and it's already worse than I thought.

After he said that Katia looked over at Sam with a look of unease as she was kinda scared of the object she held in her hand.

Katia: C-can you get this out of my hands... I'm too scared to move...

Sam placed his palm in his hands as he notices that the gun in her hand wasn't even real " I think that's an airsoft gun... " he thought as he slid his hand down his face.

Sam: Who gave you that?

He asked and Katia's ears lowered as a bit of a saddened expression started to form on her face.

Katia: I-I'm I in trouble?

She asked almost at the brink of tears and Sam groaned " How did this girl graduate the police academy? " He thought as he looked at her with a bit of a less grumpy look.

Sam: No your not in trouble, but whoever's in charge of distributing gave up an airsoft gun and not a real gun...

He pauses for a moment to sigh " We are going to go nowhere if they keep giving airsoft guns to rookies. " As he thought this he approached Katia and he held out his hand.

Sam: Give me that airsoft pistol.

He politely demand and she cocked her head to the side in slight confusion which caused him to sigh again.

Sam: Just do it.

After he said that she gave him the airsoft pistol and moved out of his way as he aims the pistol and prepares to fire and he fires a little BB at the paper target with little issue as he hit the target in the center of the head as there was a tiny hole in the paper.

Sam: Now normally you would have recoil and a loud bang...

He pauses and places the airsoft pistol on the table in front of him and Katia listens to every word he says and so do some nearby recruits.

Sam: But as you can tell shooting an airsoft gun is far easier than shooting a real gun, now...

He then swiftly pulls out his pistol and fires three rounds causing everyone to jump and Katia held her ears " Holy Pineapples the was loud! " she mentally yield as she took a moment so her ears can stop ringing and when they did Sam chuckles.

Sam: I want you to look at the target and tell me what's different.

He ordered and Katia looked at the target and notice three holes in the targets chest area which were much larger than the hole the BB made and she looked at Sam with an eyebrow raised.

Katia: The gun made bigger holes?

She said with a bit of uncertainty and Sam tilted his head to the side a bit.

Sam: Kind of, but look where the shots were placed...

He then points to holes he just made in the target and Katia looked over to see the holes that he made with his gun were in different places namely one in the upper chest and two the abdomen.

Sam: You don't need to be a crack shot and aim for the head all of the time...

He then looks at Katia again who was looking at him with a bit of a wide-eyed look.

Sam: But one thing you should never do is fire randomly, trust me it's a recipe for disaster if you try to rely on luck as you could very well shoot an innocent bystander instead of the bad guys.

He then unloaded his gun by taking the magazine out and placed it on the table and slid the slide of his pistol back ejecting the live round out of the camber and grabbing it before it hit the ground.

Sam: This is a bullet and its what made the holes in the target...

Katia watched as he placed the small shiny domed cylinder on the table with the magazine and as he continues his teaching Katia the other recruits started to gather around and listen to Sam's lesson.

Elsewhere...

Chibi Fluffy: Are we going to ignore the obvious hearing damage that gun may have caused?

Chibi A/N: Well we were going to point it out, but yeah.

Chibi Fluffy: Why?

A/N: Because I choose to ignore reality when it's not really needed, like how the characters should be practically deaf after let's say an explosion.

Chibi Fluffy: I guess that makes sense, it would be pretty interesting though.

A/N: Maybe I'll do it in another story, but enough of that let's get back to the story.

You watched as the stripper walked back into the stage with a bundle of cash in the waistband of her panties and she glances over to you and winks as she leaves.

Jack: I think she likes you.

He said and you looked at him with a furrowed brow.

(Y/N): Don't think I haven't forgotten my question.

You bluntly stated and Jack chuckles " He gets straight to the point as always. " He thought.

Jack: I'm here because I'm making a deal with Mister Bigs.

He stated and he looked the Anthro Bear who entered the strip club earlier as they started to question the bartender on the other side of the room.

(Y/N): And what does this deal involve?

You asked and Jack chuckles once more as he looks back at you with a sly grin.

Jack: You'll find out soon enough.

Just after he said that the Bunny who entered the strip club with the Anthro Bear walked up to both of you.

Judy: Hey can I question you two gentlemen about something?

She asked completely oblivious to Jack's identity and he looked at her with a warm smile.

Jack: Of course officer Hopps.

Judy sighed " I wonder if there anybody how doesn't know who I am... " She thought as she pulls out a note pad and a pen.

Judy: Have you ever seen an Anthro Wolf by the name Jimmy Anderson around here?

Jack hid his surprise as he knows who she was talking about " I swear if that darned feral brained idiot ratted me out I'll have his head on my mantle! " He mentally shouted as he gave Judy a convincing fake smile and shook his head.

Jack: No I haven't heard anybody by that name.

He stated in a very calm and convincing tone of voice and Judy sighed as she looked over to you.

Judy: Do you know anybody by that name, mister...?

She trailed the last word a bit and you look at her dead in the eyes with a soul pricing stare which sent chills down her spine " Jeez this guy feels intense and strange. " She thought as you spoke.

(Y/N): (Y/N) and No I don't know anyone by that name...

Judy quickly writes something down on her notepad and just as she was about to leave you stopped her as you were curious why is was looking for this Jimmy person.

(Y/N): Miss Hopps was it?

She stops in place, but not in fear as she turns around with a surprised look on her face " The universe works in strange was it seems. " She thought.

Judy: Yes?

She asked less frightened and you manage to stop yourself from cracking a smile " What a strange bunny. " You thought.

(Y/N): Why are you looking for this person, is he missing or something?

You asked and her eyes widened a bit as she remembers Hilda saying not to divulge that information, but she can't really lie either since it's most likely all over the news by now " Here goes nothing! " she thought and she gets closer and starts to talk more quietly.

Judy: I'm not supposed to tell you this but the person I just mentioned was murdered about a week ago.

She said and Jack looked at you with a look that tells you to wrap things up.

(Y/N): Mind if I see your notepad?

You asked and Jack gave you a look of annoyance as Judy gives up her notepad with a raised eyebrow and you pull out a pen and write down your number at the bottom of her notes and gave her notepad back after you were done.

(Y/N): If you need any help with your investigation call my number.

You stated and she looks at you with a slightly confused face before nodding.

Judy: O-ok... I'll be sure to do that...

After she said that she walked off not knowing wither to be weirded out or flattered as she did find you kind of attractive " He's kinda cute for a human. " She thought as she walked to Hilda who was looking at her with a sly grin.

Hilda: He gave you his number didn't he?

She asked and Judy looked at her with a surprised look on her face.

Judy: How did-!?

Before she could finish Hilda interrupted her.

Hilda: Your blushing like a schoolgirl.

After she said the Judy started to blush harder out of sear embarrassment.

Judy: I-Its nothing like that! He just gave me his number so he could help.

She said clearly embarrassed and Hilda giggles " Jeez she's really trying to give me that excuse. " She thought.

Hilda: I don't think you're fooling anybody lover bunny.

She stated will still maintaining her sly smirk which made Judy huff and folds her arms while looking to the side and mumbling to herself and Hilda looked over at you and Jack talking about something although with all the noise around her she couldn't hear what you two were talking about " He is kinda sexy... " She thought as she continues to eye you across the room.

Bartender: Her you go ma'am one glass of whiskey.

The bartender stated causing Hilda to snap out of her thoughts and she turned to the bartender.

Hilda: Thanks.

She said with a slight hint of annoyance as she hands over the money for the drink and the bartender took it without saying a word and started to tend to the other customers.

A/N: That is going to be it for this chapter!

Chibi Fluffy: I thought you were going to make these linger!

A/N: I know! And believe me, I want to make these longer so you guys have something to do.

Chibi A/N: Yeah, he's kinda hitting snags in his life that are slowing him down a lot.

Chibi Fluffy: Well at least you update your stories... Even if you're doing four of them now.

A/N: I know, I'm probably biting off more than I can chew, but hey one of those stories is personal, but enough of that we got to do a send-off and- *Gets it with a pie*

Chibi A/N: HA! Nice one! *Also get hit with a pie*

Chibi Fluffy: *Chuckles* See you guys next time! *Get bombarded with pies*