A burglar sneaks into a dark house one night , he shines his flashlight around and finds no one is awake. Then a voice in the dark says ''Jesus is watching you.''The burglar thinks nothing of it and starts to disconnect the stero system. ''Jesus knows your here.''
says the voice as clear as a bell. The burglar frantically shines his flashlight around , until he finds a parrot in a cage in the corner of the room.

''Did you say that ?''The burglar hissed at the parrot .

''Yes'', the parrot confesses.

''Who are you?'', asked the burglular .

''Moses.'' the parrot said .

'' Who names their parrot Moses?!?'' the burglar laughed.

''The same people who name their rotwielder Jesus.''