"Lily! I'm bored!" Eda complained
"Then go on your scroll." Lilith sighed, not looking up from her book.
"Nooooo" Eda groaned. "I've done that for the last three hours!"
"Then talk to Darius or Raine."
"No"
"Why not?"
"Cause Goo Boy is gay for Alador and Raine's tired, they barely slept last night" Eda groaned once more.
"Then let Raine sleep and talk to Darius."
"Fine" Eda grumbled.
She then got up and went to find Darius.
"Aladors Fuck Boy!" Eda shouted out.
"Stop calling me that!" Darius complained
"Not happening, Goo Boy." Eda smirked, walking over to him.
"What do you want?" Darius grumbled, crossing his arms.
"I'm bored"
"Well...I found a box of old love letters, wanna read?" Darius asked, shaking the box.
"Fuck yeah!" Eda shouted
                           
Half an hour later, both Eda and Darius were on the floor, tears of laughter in their eyes.
"Dari!" Eda laughed. "Listen to this! 'My dearest Anne, our love shall outshine all others, if only it weren't for our parents expectations. So I've decided to ride off into the sunset with you as my wife- that's if you'll take me of course-"
"I'm sorry- I've decided to ride off into the sunset!?" Darius snorted.
"That's what it says!"
"What are you two doing!?" Lilith shouted over all the laughing.
"Dari found old love letters!" Eda smiled.
"Love letters?"
"Yup" Darius said smugly.
"That's private! You shouldn't read that!" Lilith scolded
"And who's gonna stop us?" Eda snorted.
"Edalyn!"
"What!? You said to do something with Goo Boy! I'm doing something!"
"This is not what I meant Edalyn..." Lilith sighed.
Eda just shrugged. "Meh"
"I'm still reading them" Darius smirked.
"Titan, you two are going to be the death of me.." Lilith scoffed.
Suddenly, they heard a crash come from the kitchen, and then a loud "HOOT".
"What was that?" Eda asked.
"Dunno..." Darius mumbled.
That's when it happened...
This owl-bird-tube-thing shot through the door that connected the lounge to the kitchen. The thing screamed the word "HOOT" over and over again, at the top of its lungs.
"THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?" Eda shouted.
"AAAAHHH" Darius screamed (like a girl, might I add.)
"OH MY TITAN" Lilith gasped.
"HI IM HOOTY!" The thing shouted as it came toward the three.
Darius freaked out and hit the thing over its head.
"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?" 'Hooty' exclaimed.
"Lilith! Why's it talking to me!?" Darius whisper-shouted.
"I don't know!" Lilith replied.
Hooty was about to reply, when Eda interrupted.
"Hooty, was it?" She asked softly.
Hooty nodded.
"Right, hooty, my partner...they're sleeping, do you think you could tune it down four or five notches?" Eda asked.
Hooty nodded once again and said in a normal volume "Hoot, is this better?"
"Yes, thank you" Eda smiled. "But, where'd you come from?"
"Hoot! I've always been here! I heard voices and thought Anne and Izzy were back!" Hooty explained.
"Anne and izzy?" Lilith asked "Who are they?"
"The owners of this house!" Hooty smiled.
"You said you thought we were them- how long have they been gone for?" Eda asked.
"Six years-"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?" A voice shouted.
It was Raine.
"Rainstorme! Its okay!" Eda said quickly, walking over to them.
"Eda- what is that thing?" Raine asked.
"That would be Hooty- no idea what he is though" Eda said, wrapping her arms around Raine's neck.
"Okay then..." Raine mumbled, their arms wrapping around Eda's waist.
"Is that your boyfriend?" Hooty asked. "Hoot"
"Uh no- Raine's non binary!" Lilith said quickly
"What's non binary?" Hooty asked
"Non binary is when you don't use she/her or he/him, but instead use they/them" Raine explained
"Oh...sorry...hoot..." Hooty said.
"That's okay" Raine smiled
"So...Hooty was Anne and izzy gay?" Darius asked
"Yup! They kisses a lot- hoot!"
"That's what happens in a relationship" Raine chuckled, pecking Eda's cheek.
Eda giggled.
Lilith rolled her eyes.
And Darius muttered under his breath "Here we go..."
"Shut it Goo Boy!" Eda shouted
"Stop calling me that!" Darius growled
"Never!"
"Why not!?"
"Cause you're gay!"
"You are too!"
"Yeah, well, at least I'm not fuck Alador!"
"At least people don't misgender my love interest!"
"Oh! Don't you bring Raine into this!"
"Oh god..." Lilith mumbled
"Again?" Raine groaned
"Is this normal?" Hooty asked "hoot!"
So Wednesday went like that.
Arguing,
Shouting,
Questions,
Regrets,
Love letters, apparently,
And so on.