SUMMARY:Set in a modern day world, you and Yelena try to find ways to spend your time during a global pandemic.

WARNINGS:cursing, suggestive comments

DYNAMIC: Established relationship

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You sat on the couch of you living room, clicking random buttons on your TV remote as you tried to find something to watch. You held a bored look on your face, sitting sprawled out, trying to get comfortable.

Your girlfriend, Yelena, had gone out to buy new groceries, seeing as she didn't fully trust the whole 'delivering groceries' thing that stores had started to do in the last few months since quarintine started. She had left about 30 minutes ago, so you assumed she'd be back any minute now. Meanwhile, you had to keep yourself entertained.

Finally settling in just turning on the news, you let it play as background noise as you scrolled through your phone, laughing at a few of the humorous things you heard from the TV. Such as the things going on in the States right now.

You had moved to Germany with Yelena about two years before the pandemic started, having lived in America beforehand. However, you weren't really happy there anymore, since the president at the time was absolute shit at his job, and the hate crimes that occured there made both you and your girlfriend warry, more so you specifically, since Yelena wouldn't hesitate to shoot anyone clean through the head if they even approached her or you with malicious intent, while you could barley hold straight aim with a gun.

You blew a raspberry through your lips as you slumped on the couch, but immediately sat up straight once you heard a dinging sound from your phone.

You looked at the screen, seeing a text notification.

YELENA🛐

-Come out and help, please. Can't carry these all by myself.

Turning off your phone and standing up, you walked to the front door, opening it, then going outside. You saw Yelena, carrying bags in her arms as she struggled to walk backwards with her long legs. You jogged over, taking a few bags from her hands to help her. 

She breathed a sigh of relief, regaining her balance. "Thanks, babe". Yelena said as she tugged her plain black colored mask down below her chin.

You grabbed the last few bags from the back  seat of the car, slamming it shut with your hip.

You and Yelena walked into the house, then went into the kitchen, placing the grocery bags on the counter. Yelena pulled her mask off and threw it on the counter, running her ands through her hair and over her undercut before helping you put the groceries away. 

One everything was put away, you and Yelena fell down on the couch with her draping her arm over your shoulders.

Her black eyes landed on the TV screen Infront of both of you, watching the news while letting out a small snort.

"Man, America has really gone to shit these last few years". You smirked at her comment "Yeah, I kinda feel bad for them". You said, leaning back while crossing your right leg over your left.

You turned your head to Yelena, having to still look up at her even though you were both sitting down.

"So, what happened at the store?" You asked.

She scoffed, scrunching her nose a bit "some asshole got too close to me, despite me telling him that he needed to stay 6 feet away. He was wearing one of those face shield things, and he tried to pull down my mask to look at me, so I kicked him in his tiny ass balls, stomped on his ribs, then reported him to security, then when I was walking out, I got questioned by the manager and some nearby police officers, that's why it took me so long to get home. I was only intending to be out for maybe 15 minutes, but They kept me for awhile. Needless to say, guys probably in the hospital making sure he's still fertile, although I doubt any poor woman would wanna be with a scumbag like him".

 You laughed, throwing your head back. "God damn it, Yelena, you're so violent!" She shrugged "he deserved it for getting into my personal space" 

You sighed with a smile on your face and leaned your chin on her shoulder "wow, I'm so lucky to have you as my girlfriend so you can protect me from getting touched by big, disgusting men". She scoffed and put her hand on the back of your head, pulling your face into her chest. "Damn right, you should be lucky." She said, her voice cocky.

Yelena never voiced being flustered, nor did she show it, but you knew when she was. It was a sense of sorts.

You let out an airy laugh before falling on her lap, resting your head on her thighs.

Yelena's long fingers kneaded through your hair as she let out a soft huff.

"Idiot."

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"You seriously want to go to a Starbucks on a Wednesday?" Yelena asked, adjusting her large coat as you pulled her through the sidewalks of Berlin.

You rolled your eyes, looking up at your tall girlfriend who's face was covered by her mask.

"Uh, duh. Why wouldn't I want Starbucks? They're literally amazing. Plus, I'm a basic bitch." Yelena scoffed "you got that right" she said sarcastically.

You glared up at her "better quiet down before I break your knees, I'm short enough to do so". You couldn't see it because her mask was covering her nose and mouth, but through her eyes, you could tell she was smirking.

"Oh, you wanna run that by me again, Baby Doll? I'll make you eat your words when we get home." No matter what situation you two were in, she always had to bring up something sexual.

You looked up at her, a challenging look in your eyes.

"Bet."

Needless to say, you were in for it once you got home.

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You laid in bed, your laptop resting on your chest as your arms were scrunched up in order to reach the keys. You heard the sound of knocking at the door and you grew curious, since you knew Yelena was home, seeing as she was laying beside you on her phone.

You saw Yelena turn her phone off and get up, placing her phone on the matress.

"I'll get it" she said, walking out of the bedroom.

Being the nosy person you were, you shut the lid of your laptop and followed after her.

When you both reached the living room, the knocking still continued. Whoever it was was practically pounding on the door.

Yelena yanked the door open, frustrated, glaring down at whoever it was.

As soon as she opened the door, you heard the scampering of footsteps and Yelena shouting.

"God damn kids! Next time any of you come back here, I'll fucking kill you!". She was leaning out the door, and angry look on her pale face. 

She growled in anger and slammed the door shut, walking over to the couch and falling down on it, accidentally hitting her foot against the coffee table.

Yelena hissed in pain and rubbed her bare foot in order to soothe it.

"I fucking hate kids." She looked over at you, who was still standing halfway to the door.

"Don't ever come to me saying you want children, or I'll place you up for adoption myself." While her tone of voice was threatening, you knew she was kidding about the last part.

You walked over to the couch, sitting down and taking her pained foot into your hands, rubbing her ankle up and down in a comforting manner.

"Oh? So I'm your kid now? Since when?" You asked teasingly.

Yelena smirked, leaning back on the couch "well, you do call me mommy". You felt your face get hot before you slapped her on the calf, causing her to laugh out loud.

You pouted and rested your head on her boobs, taking her left hand into yours and playing with her fingers.

She looked down at you curiously, rubbing her hand against the top of your head.

You gulped before opening your mouth to speak, hugging her hand to your chest. You looked up at her, locking your E/C eyes with her black ones.

"Hey, when this whole thing is over, and the virus has been taken care of, do you wanna get married?".

Yelena seemed rather shocked at your question, her eyes widening before softening slightly. She smiled and ran her fingers through your hair, placing a kiss to the top of your head.

"Yeah, I'd love to get married."

This is my very first time writing for Yelena, and it may be a bit OOC, but I'll get the hang of it. This is just practice, as I don't want to write a full fanfiction but have her out of character. The next oneshot should take place in the regular AOT universe, if I don't change my mind.

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