This conversation happened over dinner.

Woman: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

Man: Definitely not!

Woman: Why not? Don't you like being married?

Man: Of course I do!

Woman: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

Man: Okay, Id get married again.

Woman: You would? (A hurtful look crosses her face)

Man: (Makes an audible groan)

Woman: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

Man: Where else would we sleep?

Woman: Would you put away my pictures and replace them with pictures of her?

Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

Woman: Would you let her use my golf clubs?

Man: She can't use them, because she is left-handed.

Woman: (Silence)

Man: Oh shit...